Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, “No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I’ve been in a brothel.” The second barber turned to Barack and said, “How about you, Mr. Obama?” Barack replied, “Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn’t know what the inside of a brothel smells like.”
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From Quora
Ngoja Eric Trump akupate…Utaandikiwa paragraph mbili za kudhalimisha msitoh Obama:D:D:D
A grocer owned a parrot.
Every day, he would put the parrot cage outside, in front of his store, so the bird could catch a bit of sunshine.
One morning, down the street comes Trump. The bird, happy to have an audience, starts screaming: ‘’Impeach Trump!!! Impeach Trump!!!’’
This annoys Trump to the fullest but he says nothing, just walks by.
The following day, Trumps comes around again and the parrot starts again: ‘’Impeach Trump!!!’’ ‘’Impeach Trump!!!’’
Now Trump is getting really upset, he stares down the parrot, emits a few curses and leaves.
The third day, the parrot continues his screaming as Trump approaches and Trump has enough.
Storming into the store, he gives a piece of his mind to the grocer: ‘’If I hear that bird again, I will strangle him with my own hands and see that your store never sees a client for the rest of your miserable life!’’
The grocer is very afraid, he has no control over the bird, he knows that whatever he does, he is lost. Then, he starts thinking… Our parish priest has a parrot, maybe, if I explain the problem, the priest will let me exchange birds until things calm down.
And so, it is done. Next morning, the grocer puts out the priest’s parrot in front of the store and anxiously waits for Trump.
As expected, Trump comes by, the bird is silent. Trump tries to stare it down, walks around it, still not a word. Trump is speechless, how can it be? He says nothing and continues his walk.
Same thing the next day, and the next.
On the fourth day, Trump, being Trump cannot take it anymore. He walks up to the bird and whispers to him: ‘’Impeach Trump, Impeach Trump’’, the bird ruffles its feathers but makes no sound.
Maybe he did not hear me… so Trump tries a bit louder: ‘’Impeach Trump, Impeach Trump’’, still not a word from the bird.
This gets Trump mad like hell, he wanted to wring this bird’s neck so bad and he has no reason to do it now. Getting real close to the parrot’s ears, he yells at the top of his lungs: ‘’Impeach Trump, Impeach Trump!!!’’
The bird slowly turns its head, stares at Trump and calmly says: ‘’May God answer your prayers my son!’’
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Kim Jong-Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisers: “North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!”
His advisers break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him: “How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!”
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisers: “What an idiot! We can send them at night!”
His advisers break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisers: “What an idiot…there is no sun at night!”
Hii ni ya Mugabe
@patco kuna mtu anatusi your dad hapo juu. I inboxed the thread owner how irritated you will be after reading the joke.
Hata wewe? 
You know tuliitwa primary school kids jana ama umesahau
sikuona hiyo…
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