Best "Massage Spas" for Birrionares with Happy Endings

[Because]

@Fascinating_Ten

…same deep tissue is 6k in divana and the professionalism was all the same.
Kama unataka kuosha rungu and don’t give a fuck about the quality of massage you can visit elite spa ni 3k massage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa

Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi

[Masterdo]

@Because

…the professionalism was all the same.
Kama unataka kuosha rungu and don’t give a fuck about the quality of massage you can visit elite spa ni 3k massage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa

Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi

Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra

[ricko1]

@Masterdo

…t the quality of massage you can visit elite spa ni 3k massage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa
Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi

Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra

Google uptown massage spa(maskan guest house)iko woodlands road on your way to state house(it’s between,middle of royale house restaurant and garden specialist hospital.has a red gate).

hapa utapata line up, catwalk kama ya elite spa(variety including ug & rwandese apart from locals)ask for a short assed light Kikuyu lady called Natalia akufanyie mambo.

Extraz 3k full package 6k

[ricko1]

@ricko1

…t 2k for extra

Google uptown massage spa(maskan guest house)iko woodlands road on your way to state house(it’s between,middle of royale house restaurant and garden specialist hospital.has a red gate).
hapa utapata line up, catwalk kama ya elite spa(variety including ug & rwandese apart from locals)ask for a short assed light Kikuyu lady called Natalia akufanyie mambo.
Extraz 3k full package 6k

Drinks offered.beers@350bob

[kamadan]

@Masterdo

…t the quality of massage you can visit elite spa ni 3k massage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa
Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi

Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra

Who do you recommend at Alora?

[Because]

@kamadan

…n visit elite spa ni 3k massage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa
Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi
Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra

Who do you recommend at Alora?

Riziki, utakula

[Mustwin]

@Kumbaffu

…e drama I have experienced because I went to dingy brothels with no security full of chokosh.
Anyway, leteni recommendations ya massage spas za birrionares. Place kumejaa fine young local and foreign lanyes.
Nimechoka na wamama wa SJ wenye wako CS scars kwa tumbo.
So far I have the following suggestions:

Elite Barber and Spa, Karbanet road.

Lounge 207, Amboseli lane

Crystal Spa, Mason House.

Invest Kwa Kenya pipeline ama you buy shares . Be creative

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@Chumamoto

People that pay for sex are a special kind of weird.

when you really think about it, everyone pays for sex.

..
..but it it the things I read here that make me want to ask, kwani naishi duania gani?

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@anon46421834

Siwachangi juu wanakuanga entitled wanaimagine juu umeenda kukulana uko na doh za kupeana

they are right to an extent. kama uko na pesa ya kupatia malaya ndio ukojolee kuma, you might as well give wambilyanga something for the eyes

[nineinches]

@Because

…a ni 3k massage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa
Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi
Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra
Who do you recommend at Alora?

Riziki, utakula

Is this the same Riziki who was at Diamond plaza?

[Because]

@nineinches

…ofessional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa
Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi
Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra
Who do you recommend at Alora?
Riziki, utakula

Is this the same Riziki who was at Diamond plaza?

I don’t think so

[Phillandering]

@Bachelor

…

Chiefguest:

Mimi kama senior nimekula hadi receptionist wa huko.

:D:D:D
Umenikumbusha madam wa brothel flani ilikuaga Farasi Lane huko Lower Kabete. Mtu humwaga tofauti akikula mwenye brothel. Something about screwing the boss. Alafu akue ameiva, wueh!

Kuna brothel farasi lane

[fired]

@Ngau

…Kitambo nilikuwa nakula malanye huko SJ, salama hotel, but one time i decided to try these upper spa’s kama crystal na elite, kutoka hiyo time sijawai tombana huko SJ, ama Amar tena, experience ya hizo high end brothel is in another level, madem nj warembo, young, place iko clean, security iko poa hakuna kuharakishwa, ata ukilipa 3k it’s worth it.

yes quality iko juu

[Youngmanpablo1]

@Masterdo

…t the quality of massage you can visit elite spa ni 3k massage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa
Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi

Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra

What about Torya spa at Crossroads plaza. Reviews zake?

[Mwaganu-muthici]

@Youngmanpablo1

…assage and extra.
Though kama u want a professional massage na u feel like unataka kuoshwa rungu afterwards Try Divana. I have been there twice when I really need a proper massage lakini kama ni kutu tu kimbia elite spa
Hii divana hukuwa Na sunguch wengi
Alora spa Westlands .Take normal massage of 3k.Extra pangana na dame .Budget 2k for extra

What about Torya spa at Crossroads plaza. Reviews zake?

Iko sawa hapo enda udinyane , wamama wako na matako kubwa chafu