Lies ni hii nairobi najua ama kuna ingine
Siwes mind kusample mostar city huko Bosnia and Herzegovina. You ever seen Bosnian bitches … I swear man they beautiful no fuck. No kidding
Moscow in Russia is great
Nairobi- get robbed
Paris- shit & piss everywhere… Also Parisians
Montreal- Chinks everywhere
Mostar- literally never heard of it; can’t be that great
Philadelphia- fucking kek. Good one.
Manaus- it’s in Brazil… Enough said.
Jakarta- SEA monkeys + Mudslimes admixture
Prague- Slavs everywhere. This might be a plus depending on how look at it.
Izmir- Cockroaches everywhere
Kansas- isn’t even the best Kansas
You’re better off staying where you are.
Save up some money, Kisha Tembea Mombasa. Kama mtu mzima jifikishe Mtwapa usiku, chukua mdigo Peleka Kwa room, rarua kinembe, mrudishe kwa street, chukua mchaga, Peleka kwa room, msondeke Kwa kinembe. Mrudishe Kwa street, if you got more energy, tafta m-bajuni, Wacha akulambishe kinembe. Mrudishe Kwa street. The cycle continues.
an undiscerning mtoka bara, might …no, WILL end up sleeping with the run-of-the-mill njeri, nduta or njoki that he would have had in ruiru or matuu thinking they are those exotic beauties.
the mtoka bara is better off staying where they is.