BENDING DRUNK

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    Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "You know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. “By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand”
    “So,” says the second drunk, “what’s your point?” “Well,” says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”
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Na leo uko na Miotoo_Oo_O

Enter the Lord of poverty!

Pia walimu waaende shule usenge upungue kijiji

These are the new villagers admin is orgasming about.

You don’t want me to revisit your performance.

@upepo, you get a FAIL for being unable to attach an avatar. Or was it blown away by the wind (Upepo)?

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