Have you ever noted it is hurting to be single on christmas than on valentine. I also notes that it’s easy to get a girls number on christmas eve than any time of the year. Maybe that the time every man has his special women and all side kicks are left alone.
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I am single:
- 3 cigars
- 2 mzingas
- I have 2 malayas on queue for today and tomorrow.
- 15g snow white
- Booked dinners in nice restaurants for next 7 days.
- Amazon Prime + Netflix subs
- Updated my Warzone install with access to all xmas skins
'Tis best to be single if you ask me.
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They won’t respond to your sms or Whatsup on chrismas. Wako na watoto wao kwa sherehe. Pole sana. ilibidi ulale na blue balls.
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Valentine really? Is that even a noteworthy day.
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Simp
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3 weeks shule zinafunguliwe.
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Visit family kaseee
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Peleka hizi lamentations TikTok mzee
Umeenda shule miaka ngapi na bado huwezi gramma? Ndio hio sababu
It’s one and a half week
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Wewe unasema being single… PM alienda trumpistan na nikapeleka watoto kwa grandparents wao across the city. Siku ya tatu na naskia ni kama nyumba haikaliki. Ndio hata nagundua chai inaweza kuwa supper bana. 
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The number of times us singles sleep hungry juu ya uvivu ya kuingia kitchen na uko na raw food kwa fridge na cupboards wacha tu., packet ya milk kaa uko ndani ya bed
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Mi hata ndio nagundua milk ya siku hizi sio fiti bana. I cant seem to make a decent cup of tea. Hata niweke milk to water ratio 1 to 1, chai haiko thick. Something happened to our milk na ndio nagundua sahizi after all those years.
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Ndio natoka kurelease Gen Z sahizi. I had a long lovely xmas
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Tusafishe mecho na thermal ama ebrufication
15gm snow white ni mangapi na inapatikana wapi?
Njaanuary usituulize directions and costs za Marie stopes clinic services 
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Leta hekaya