Jana nikapata zile simu za “uko wapi ng’ombe hii?” from my cousin, nikajua it’s gona be a lit night. They had come from somewhere huko cendro kuwaambia kins wa one of the friends bye as he is travelling this evening to UAE.
On reaching town they decide to add fuel (kukunywa kwa wenye hawajui) ya kufika mtaani, wakalewa chakari. So kwa kufika mtaani ndio sasa walifaa kufinalize their drinking ndio akanicall. Kwa kufika base, a few drinks later ndio nikapewa story.
Kumbe venye walienda cendro alipewa skuma mingi sana kwa hizi viti zilireplace juala (sizijui jina hadi leo). Venye walibranch tao kukunywa akasahau hizo skuma zake.
Venye sasa pombe ilimzidi akaanza za “wewe jamaa ndio ulifanya niache skuma zangu, imagine nilichunishwa skuma mingi sana imagine na jamaa akafanya niache”. As a talker you that means something else, nikamwuliza just to confirm, eti uli? Akarudia “nilichunishwa skuma mingi sana nikaacha tao”.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
daily hapa kuna mtu husema “wacha nisafishe macho ndio nikunywe chai”
Lazima wewe ndio ulimchunisha hiyo skumaste!
So na wewe ungemchunisha skuma alale!
not when Jesus is on the road to Bethlehem
When, on the road to Golgotha?
That dude is always around can’t mess up
lmao.