Mi huona some of these bar-maid kungurus wanaeza fugika. Especially for those of us who are challenged - money-wise, looks-wise, mistari-wise, height-wise or otherwise. So unachukua bar-maid kunguru (the roho safi type), unaikombolea keja (single rm ya 3k Kayole or Magongo). Unaipatianga like 7k a month, alafu utakuwa unamkula on demand. Like unaenda kwa hiyo keja 3-4x per week, unamkula dry fry. These kungurus make good wives, without many demands. Hatawahi kuuliza umechelewa wapi…
[Of course, there is the other arrangement, where the kunguru is the one who marries a jamaa. They usually take a chokosh type guy (sorry for the term) anamueka kwa keja yake. The guy gets free accommodation and free nyap and perhaps free food as well. In exchange, he offers protection to the kunguru. But for this type of arrangement, lazima ukuwe bouncer-bouncer hivi na fimbo yako iwe nono].
Kwani wewe ni mwendawazimu :oops:
Meffi
Jameni! Hii ujinga yote ndo umebeba kwa makende zako?
Kunguru hafugiki. Hiyo chapter ktalk tulifunga.
Watu wakona shida kweli
I am suggesting a strategy for you to get a wife. Juu vile unaendelea, at this rate, utakufa ukiwa bachelor.
Nani alipost hapa jana about Kunguru turning his house into a brothel akiamuka kwenda job?
mbona unaingilia @mod wetu wa amerika
no, of course, with this type of kunguru, you expect there will be others taking slices. but the kunguru is mainly yours. as long as you get sex on demand, don’t worry who else she gives.
This is more of a sponsor-sponsored relationship,if any
Chokora tumekusikia .
Najua ni validation unataka juu umeona moja na uko tempted kufuga. Use your head juu saa hii haufikirii. Huyo ni malaya tu. Why pay 3k for her house and 7k for her personal needs na bado hiyo nyumba ataleta wanaume? You are better off kukuwa mmoja wa hao wanaume customers, than ule fala anamlipia nyumba na expenses. It gives you the same pussy without baggage attached to it. Na juu unajua beforehand ni mali ya umma, utajiprotect always jamaa mwenye ameweka kunguru aletewe ukimwi. Kujiassociate na kunguru in any way is dumb, but kufuga kunguru is even dumber. Kama lazima ukamue kunguru (which I highly discourage) kula ukiendanga kama customer. Same pussy, zero baggage.
All this for sex alafu upate ukimwi tuimbe luwere tukiruka ruka juu ya kaburi yako
Yup, and he will be the only customer who is overpaying for that pussy. But he is too stupid to see that.
This is just funny. In your mind unafikiria bar maids hukula mshahara? Unafikiria in a day kuna dume ngapi wanapitia hiyo club wakiwa na pesa kama kabura yenye hajatolea jasho plus haina kazi isipokuwa kujaribu njia za kuipunguza to a manageable amount ? Alafu umwambie atoke pale umfuge for 7k pm ?
Huyu ameshaamu. Like we say in Greek ‘people learn from their own lessons (turn/mistakes)’.
Kuna jamaa najua aliwahi jaribu kufuga kunguru hiyo style hata after tulimwambia that most ghetto girls wenye walevi huchips funga from tao ni upcoming pokos but hakuskia. There were red flags everywhere i.e she was young (early twenties), she had a kid and tulimpata club tao ulevi with other ghetto sluts. Jamaa alianza kupata UTI’s funny funny. Ilibidi tumchekelee before he finally caught her red handed akipeana directions wapatane na jamaa fulani lodging fulani :D:D Jamaa alikunywa guiness saba hiyo siku ilibidi tumembuyia.
we chokosh fugwa polepole. ukipata ukimwi come pia utuambie tukupatie advice