It is a common belief that everytime you bang a woman, your souls conjoin and she’ll become a member of your heavenly harem.
Woe onto those who’ve a tendency of banging only the ugliest skanks. Your harem in heaven will be composed of very funny-looking momos.
Everytime you feel like banging a skank, ask yourself, “is she the sort of person I’d like to be part of my harem?” If the answer is a clear and emphatic “Yes,” then you may go ahead and undress the maiden. Take time to admire her labia.
But if the answer is a resounding “No”, zip your trouser and leave.
Decades ago, when I was a sensitive college-boy, I met a dim-eyed skank in sabina joy. Her ass caused a veritable tent in my trouser, although her face left a lot to be desired. Nice guy that I am, I bent her over and ravaged the crap out of her.
Turns out she was pregnant all along. In the early 90’s condoms were a rarity, so men had to content themselves with pulling-out.
Oblivious to the fact that the skank was pregnant, I deposited my semen deep in her vulva. Turns out I was disturbing little @Jimit the zygote, who was nestling in her uterus. Is it any wonder that he turned out the way he did?