wassup night runners and the rest? whats new in 2016?
I have a feeling it will be the best year for me… ooh my resolution is to get a baby… At times I wonder how my baby will look like???.. crazy thoughts I know!
In the meantime give me tips on how to get paged fast… and I mean before March. Lol
Mbisha ya ball nita upload hapa tips zikiwork.
Sema mrebo, u don’t need worry about the looks just let me be the donor and you will not be disappointed. Inbox me swthrt.
Hi Rora:D:D:D:D. Huyo jamaa kweli amekuteka bakuja. So you getting married ama?
Bakunja jaber
Wewe tuu zaa juu that’s yr NY resolution. Usisahau that baby will not be a baby forever. It will grow and woe unto u kama haujajipanga. Am watching young parents on TV right now waki complain kuhusu hii return to school expenditure.Most of them walizaa w\o thinking twice. Wengine ,gals yr age sai wako pale koinange na wakiulizwa why wako streets wanasema they have kids to feed. Ule boy atakupatia mimba atakutoka pale 90th minute sazile scores ni 2-0 na ref Ako na kipenga mdomoni tayari Ku end game. Don’t say u were not warned. Tumeona wengi type yako
See @FP for pregnancy tips. She has been pregnant for the whole of last year.
Thank you. You gotta understand. My swahili teacher used to say shemusha badala ya chemsha.
If you have been using hormonal birth control even if the guy pours five liters a day itakua ngumu mpaka three months after stopping taking them or so I hear (Luther to confirm or dispell this). Lakini from a layman nakuambia nyaduaneni kila pahali, mkiwa uhuru gardens get an isolated spot and get on with it like the animals in Bricklberry. My bro’s wife is a Luhya and from their calculations she got paged after attending Luhya Night at Carni. You are a kikuyu hizo mugithi nights msikose, after that you tear each other apart like a lion would do to tenderized steak. Ni hayo tu. Anyway happy new year
This Unicorn is about to die:D:D:D:D
so finally this niccur is a fertilty specialist, i hear among the luhyas theres some herbs za ‘kuosha tumbo’ and once you take them hata kunusa sperm inatosha kuwa paged.
abt mtoi kufanana angalia tu vile babake anakaa
You should always have sex in the missionary position. Place a pillow under your bum and make sure your guys pushes inside to the maximum as he comes. Then stay in that position with your feet up for around 15 minutes. And make sure you know your fertility peak.
Upuss, those swimmers can go upstream like the salmon.
unafaa urudishwe NV na hio advice yako
It’s real, I read the tips from a fertility expert on Parents magazine.
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why dont you try xvideos magazine
Madonna tried that. After being shagged by Denis Rodman, she stayed upside down for some minutes. Too bad she never got pregnant
Lol :D:D:D:D:D
some people will never get pregnant with the chem factories they’ve turned their bodies into…
… but bodies ARE chemical factories.