Am sure you have heard of the defections by Cord MPs, gavanas and senators to Jubilee, A WHOLE 15 MONTHS BEFORE THE ELECTION.
The trend was started by Kamba MPs from Mayakos led by their indefatigable gavana, Future President Mutua. Wakafata akina Mung’aro from Coast and Onyonka from Kisii.
Wakafata akina Kariuki and Mpuria from Central/Nairobi.
Wakafata Waluhyia kadhaa, na hata one or two Luo MPs chini ya maji.
NOW, A CLASSIFIED POLL BY A CLASSIFIED THINKTANK HAS REVEALED THAT UHURUTO ARE AT 64.3% AMONG REGISTERED VOTERS.
BABUON AND COHORTS ARE AT A MISERABLE 30.6%, WITH ABOUT 5% SAYING THEY ARE FOR OTHERS OR UNDECIDED.
Going through the data, I was shocked to realise that a MAJORITY OF KENYANS NOW EMPATHISE WITH MAMA WA-IKULU. They think Raila hounded her out of office unfairly!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi, Baba, that last bullet will be for nothing.
Sori, but you fought a good fight. You finished the race last. Kwaheri ya kuonana. Till we meet again. Its God who gives and God who takes.
Sawa @Davidee, but your tingod is GOING DOWN. Mark my words. That was the thorough-iest poll I have been involved in. MARK MY WORDS, it’s all over, 15 months before it begins…
Haha…was watching an episode by Katt Williams and he said once you get to 60, whatever kills should be regarded as natural cause. For instance, if a lorry hits you, it’s because you are old and slow and if you were young, you would have walked faster to avoid getting hit.