Over there in Juja, a Super Metro driver, a man trusted to maneuver a 33-seater through Thika Road like a Formula 1 champion was stripped naked under allegations that he was uncircumnavigated. Juja residents turned into self-appointed Traditional Circumcision Unit, examining him like a biology project.
By the time they were done, the poor man had already been poked, inspected, makagare squeezed, massaged and crowd-sourced like a stolen goat. He was later rushed to hospital on a mkokoteni like a VIP who didn’t choose this life.
Doctors checked and announced that the man was actually circumcised! It’s only that the machine had shrunk due to weather conditions. In short, the gear lever had gone on flight mode.
But Juja mobs had already done all the unnecessary touch-touch practicals. The poor man had already been massaged a good one. This is someone’s husband and father. Imagine telling your family, “I was late because Juja residents were doing quality inspection on my makagare.”
Why would people humiliate a whole grown man like that? The case is now under DCI investigations, I hope our boy will get justice. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, growers we are an endangered species. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.
Vipii vinawindwa, make sure you don’t dare venture anywhere in Central because utakatwa hiyo ngozi. We must make vipiis clean and hygienic. Even your 150 year old kipii father tutanyoa yeye hiyo leather.
@Tiriitiondo we were planning a roadside surgery. @Wakameat@uwesmake were the one leading the operation to flush him from kware rongai and take him to impromptu operation using Fanta bottle.
Aliponea we were tracking him using his VPN. Vile kijiji xenforo went down we lost the track. Tulikuwa hapo Bomas. Jakenya bado hujaruka kamba.
Back in the day, walikua wanarokotwa wote na kuwekelewa kwa mkokoteni all the way to the yard and get sorted. Within minutes a group of 10 guys have been made into men just like that and the world is saved from vipi.
I hear no jaruo could dare venture huko kwa wabukusu during circumcision season. They get hunted down like wild rabbits. Bungoma must be one of the freshest smelling town in August, free from @Yugni and Nyambamalenge @Banyamulenge foreskin senge smell.
