Awkward Moments

Ni mimi pekee ama ni kila mtu. Unaingia hotel unaitisha passion juice. Waitress anaileta. Halafu anakaa hapo like a whole minute. I’m not a talkative person in real life so it strikes me as fukn weird. Ama ni njaa inasumbua hawa watu? Checking up on you every six minutes. Is this standard practice kila mahali these days especially if you walk in alone?

I have nothing against waitresses but I find the behavior disturbing. I understand they could be looking for tips, or maybe trying to get lucky in the other department.

uliwacha pilsner?
ama hio ni ya kununuliwa usiku?

unaka suspect

Ulisa nyanya yako :meffi:

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Labda unakaa msee wa kuiba cutlery

Nunua chakula ya maana… unakunywa juice filling space that a person eating a proper meal worth more would occupy…

At a half empty restaurant?

@kanguthu hununuliwa fanta orange na wanaume kisha anatombwa the whole night.

Tafuta pesa uwache shida ndogo ndogo

Jammaa ako paranoid tangu aache pombe… :D:D:D

Kuna time nilienda Pizza joint flani karibu na University way, guards wanakuomba pesa ukiingia banae. Bro si utaniachia kitu kidogo ukitoka? Halafu anaku-mark kama hawk ata huwezi tafuna pizza kwa amani. Ukitoka ako on your case…“bro ile kitu ulini-promise niaje?” Nilimuachia kakirru but I was disgusted ata sikuwahi rudi hapo. Last time I passed by the place it was closed. Maybe other pissed customers stopped patronizing it.

Sasa kila mtu akileta shida zake ndogo ndogo … tutakaa aje hapa. Kwanza ii ni ya kujiletea. Passion juice ni kitu ya kuenda kunywa kwa hoteli kweli. She’s standing there waiting on u to make a real order. She checking on u six minutes in, to see if u wanna make an order now because honestly ur passion time is up. Every six minutes after that to remind u, u gotta go. …take the cue nigger n leave. I find it weird how bonobo’s feel it’s their right to be on a table effin talking n laughing on top of their voices one hr after their table was cleared… regardless whether other clients are in need of space. Ati si tumekula hapa na si tumelipa …matha fuckers. Ps. [SIZE=1]Just so you kno; street juice , fruits(Kwanza mixed), salad, budding etc are the shit. [/SIZE]

It is just a list of code of conduct they have been given by their manager.You are not anything special so next time kindly tell you’re fine son.

Itisha number. Text vile unadai mkia

Ama kuponyoka bila kulipa passion juice.

Alafu most of these hotels charge it around 80 to 100, never understood why juice has to be more expensive than soda.

I think uchumi imekuwa mbaya zaidi… everyone is feeling it… sikuizi kila club naenda the waitressess and the bouncers wanani beg tip bana…

:D:D:D azor aliketi karibu na mlango…waitress alimuonea 18 akajua hii jamaa inakaa kuondokea bill

You are wrong…150 to 250. I guess its 200 at mugg & bean and 150 at java…I could be wrong though…probably 150 at big square and art Caffè