Nitume fare, check…nibuy lunch, check…movie, check… Halafu Canaan sifiki. Tafta beta male huuukooo brare fwakin.
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Desire cannot be bought or negotiated.
Rule number 1
Kuna wanaume wajinga Kenya… as elders tumesema kama ghels hawezi jinunulia lunch ama ajilipie fare kuja kwako mwambie atembeze kiatu we are not ATM’s!
Is it so hard to detect a woman who is not up to it? Huyu jamaa si alijua tu?
Kutuma fare is for betamales who are extremely desperate for puthy…a woman changes rules for alpha males(she pays her own fare) and set rules for betas(usipotuma fare sikuji)
The moment you realize you don’t need a woman’s love to be happy the moment you will love yourself more. Treat yourself with sumptuous meals, visit places, massage parlour, gym, etc. That positive vibe and energy you will have is enough to make women attracted to you always waiting for you to call them and get laid for free
Isn’t Kawasaki squad a model of self love?
Same with attraction.
In my hey days pale south B kuna jamaa alifanya same thing kienyeji mosoori alikuwa ametoa kilifi na ikakaa ngumu. Akaifukuza SAA nane usiku with all that drama akisema akwende na hio kuma yake Dem naye mjeuri anasema anaenda yet she didn’t know anyo one.
Akashuka hapo Kwa wochman Mimi huyo nishatoka nje SAA Tisa nikaanza zile za ufala ‘pole hajafanya poa na Si lazima umpee kitu’
Tukapiga story nikirusha ndoana mpaka akakubali kulala kwangu , it was a Friday.
Usiku nikamwachia kitanda nikalala Kwa sofa. Gentleman kabisa. Sikumsumbua nilijua hapa polepole tu after all sija invest kitu Kama ule jamaa wa fare from kilifi.
Sato morning nikanunua chips Kuku tukala nikamwambia a relax ajue Nairobi kidogo. Dem akakuwa comfy, as an experienced fisi nilishamsoma nikaona hii Ni kunguru young bado makosa ya ule jamaa ilikuwa rookie mistake ile ati coz ulilipia Dem fare akikuja hujampea hata chai unataka kumtomba direct. Na pia huyo jamaa mfuko yake Ni Kama alikuwa chini.
After chips nikaenda nikachukua Jameson hapo SAA tano Dem ako comfy. Tukameza nikamchocha vile Mimi ndio mkubwa wa DHL SAA Hizo Niko na badge ya job. Akaniambia vile she is Mombasa poly and only came after the guy convinced him aka Ni show mpaka students ID, nikaona hapa mboga iko na ukweli.
After SAA Saba akasema hata yeye wacha atoe stress na Jameson nikajua ndoana iko ndani. After the first glass she was easy and at home Ni Kama she had lived hapo for years , nikaona this kienyeji hajui pombe kabisa . by four she had changed to my big T-shirt. And drunk in the house laughing.
Nikajua baaasss its time , nikaanza ma kiss anakubali kumdara matiti sawa but kuenda huko chini akaanza ile Tabia alikuwa evicted expelled nayo next door but nikatulia, nikaanza ufala za I’ll marry you and other bullshit. Dem Ana giggle tu.
By 7 Dem alikuwa fully drunk nikamtoa siruali with little resistance. Nilitomba Dem karibu shot sita btn 8pm to 7 am . yaani ile chase umepiga na pia unajua Una revengia pesa ya neiba . kuma ilikuwa tight vizuri nikashuku Ni virgin but niliswaga .
Kuamkia Sunday the girl says she can’t walk anaskia uchungu. Tuka Cheka akasema anataka weed niakenda shopping center and purchased sticks tano. I don’t smoke. So zilikuwa zake. Sunday movies na hangover na matako ya Dem ime hang tu hapo, I love Nairobi. Monday mdigo aliosha nyumba nguo Viombo yaani amekuwa Bibi
The strangest thing is alininyima kuma kabisa hio Sunday but nikasema am a gentleman I’ll respect her wishes:D.
Monday jioni she went back to coast I paid for the fare.:D:D
I love you Gloooooooo.
Wochi aliniuza Kwa master Expeller later:D
akaanza ile Tabia alikuwa evicted expelled nayo next door
:D:D:D
Sounds like a psycho of a lanye. N this guy ate dry. Ufisi ingine ni too much.
Provided it doesn’t affect your life negatively i.e. dropping or skipping important things because of kawasaki
Hii enda ambia mamako. Virgins tulisema existed only when dragons roamed the earth.
Hekaya safi but nakumbuka hii hekaya
I am not this patient…
Kuna mmoja alitoka nyeri… She was a student… Akaleta ufala usiku yote… Then she said ana umwa na kichwa… I gave her some sleeping medication packed in a painkiller sachet…
Uncle uwesmakei
Hekaya mzuri, changia hekaya section 
Waluhya no wasaliti:D SAsa imagine vile wochi alianza story, “Sasa katana, unachua ule mrempo ulifukusako alilala Kwa barasa, hehehe, huyu barasa ni mtu Mpaya sana, alimpemperesako akamwampia waende Kwa nyumpa. Jamaa ni wakwetu lakini alifanyako champo Mpaya sana.” ’ siwesi kuficheko kitu, Nisaitieko fifty nikule ukali mlima Kwa Omwami Wanjala’.
Uncle uliendea kiombitho pale mabatini ama sana sana?
nice fable