AVOID MASTURBATION AND LANYES. Reasoning inside

Ubaya wa kungurumisha nduthi ama kutumia malanye, huwa inakufanya ukuwe mzembe pande ya kusaka kuma ya kawaida na mistari. Kila time unafikiria tank imejaa lazima uweke sperm deposit mahali, unatake the easy way out either na Palmela ama unaona uchukue fast food pale Simmers/Florida/River Road etc.

Ukijinyima masturbation na malanye, itabidi ukiskia hizo nyege, ujiforce kuenda kwa club ama event ndio ujisort na dame ukitumia mistari pekee yake. Hivo ndio msee anakuwa tu alpha male naturally.

Wacha Alpha males wakuje

Every day is a palm day.

No fap 101.

Time ya kutafuta pesa haitoshi… Ya mistari ndio itapatikana? …

says someone who wasted 1.5 Million shillings on river road lanyes…

Money=mistari

You have never been infected with a STI. Nduthi is free, cheap and readily available

why will i invest time and energy while i can get the same product for a tenth of the cost.
at the end i want sex.

girlfriend- 2 weeks ya kukatia plus 5k on food drinks and fare for a 30 min session.+emotional buggage+ risk of babies +responsibilities +std risk.
hoe- when i feel when i want and i spend 500 no emotional buggage + risk of std
palmella- when i feel when i want no cost no pregnancy risk no std risk.

Time money risk your choice.

Hoes all the way ata hii Sato nakuta vitu huko downtown lakini hapo kwa fap nitakubali na wewe

Boss, if you’re spending 5k to get laid in Nairobi, you’re doing it wrong. With the right lines and the right lady, you can fuck for free. Nimedinya wengi sana with less than 1k spent, and several others free (not counting food iko kwa nyumba as an expense since I have to buy it regardless).

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Aids ita catch up with u

Seriously mathafvckers ur talking about puthy cost and shit. Other men are busy building apartments on 50*100, inventing serious stuff n u here just yapping pvssy cost this n that.

1st date(kujuana)- lunch 1k nyote wawili.
drinks 1k nyote wawili.
fare 400 nyote wawili.
credit 100
total=2.5k
most girlfriend material watakupa on the second date so thats x2 = 5k

Hello Beta male
Lanye hadi mwisho, but have a wife thats how it will flow

I always use trust studded yenye imepakwa anti Aids cream

Beta male detected.

Angalia alpha mail budget:
1st date ni chai 200 nyote wawili kwa base iko walking distance kutoka kwa keja yangu.
Fare jisort, mimi sio babako
Credit jisort, mimi sio mamako

Total = 400

2nd date ni drinks ama supper kejani, chuma ilale ndani.

Kama ni dame less than 7/10, ama ako married, skip straight to the 2nd date. Most itabidi wakubali juu wakinidate ni kama kucheza Champions League na hukumek top 4.

Kama ni dame 9/10 naweza ongeza kadate kengine ya thao moja kama Happy Hour mahali ya kumarinate. Total iruke hadi 1500, but that’s my upper limit.

True.

you stand as beta, puthy should never cost you that much