AVOID FUCKING YOUR NEIGHBORS

Yaaani I don’t know what to tell you elders.i think when the devil wants to destroy you ,you dont see beyond your nose.I have avoided this mistake for the longest but kumbe ,some things are inevitable in this sorry universe.

Neighbor ni mali clean single mother,around 25 nyama freshi.we ve known each other less than 7days,ametuma nudes kama zote,na kunishow vile Ako njaa from Dec.sasa jana around 8 naambia mama wache nichukue ka drink ni nyoroshe kejani innocently ata without malice,juu sidai hangover ya Wednesday.

On my way Kwa stairs ndio huyu single mother,gadnmit! what are the odds…teke teke nika mshow natoka na na ndai I’ll pick her up hapo kando ya gate , fala ni mjinga ili simama kwa gate!!

Sasa kumbe mama (amekua around juu ya long holiday) ako kwa balcony n I thought I saw her but my mind played tricks.nika chukua single mother eti teke teke nika enda na huko nyuma ya makeja zingine nikapiga moja freshi.nika mwambia arudi kalesa…mimi huyo hadi local eti ni buy time, before I go back to the house.

Within 2 minutes after settling down mama ndio huyu pia ni kama alichukua nduthi!!eti ni malaya gani huyo umebeba Kwa gari!!!..

Aii blunder

Mama vs Mamaa (that extra ‘a’)

When faced with a beautiful woman , a man doesn’t think straight b that’s why ktalk specialists recommended you wank first when faced by a dilemma which can destroy your investment .[ATTACH=full]436290[/ATTACH]hii nilikua nmeitiwa kuoja kwa nyumba yake , I wanked and then nkathink like a talker , nyumba hulipii rent usivue nguo

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Reminded me of a lady who went back home unexpectedly after her car broke down only to find husband’s balls deep in house help on the sofa…came asking for advice and was explicitly told to always check car’s oil level and battery terminals before leaving…

Your scenario is no different

In Greek we say , " You dont shit where you live".

This one is trite buda.lakini matako iki tokea all the philosophy goes with the wind una rudi default ya bonobo

I think the one for “Grass of outside is not eaten” is actually fit in this scenario

Ungepitia rico bar utoe PNC

Bro fuck your bitch, akienda aenda kwani amekubebea mboro?

Hehe, wank first…hii inafanya akili inatangulia rungu in decision making, hapo sawa

:D:D:Dnot bad advise ju boy wetu apo ju angekuwa kwa blunder ju ya singo matha neiba

:D:D:D

Ungemshow ni neighbor alikuwa ameomba lift and you being a good neighbor you obliged, end of!

Kuna wakati nilikuwa naishi Kwa rentals na ubaya bado nilikuwa kafisi in spite of being married. Any time mwanamke single akihamia hapo lazima tu nihgerusha mistari. I managed to eat several of them but the wife discovered my mischief most of the time.

Hii mambo an kukula neighbour ni hell. Those days I was a peasant, nilikulaga moja kando ya nyumba. Ilibidi nihame hapo ju sasa ata siwezi leta external products kwa teritorrry yangu. Kila time oh, tebu nisaidie salt, oh, ebu nijiangalie kwa kioo yakop. Oh was planning to cook sapa una form gani…wah

Ulijitoa aje

You just confess and apologize. But play stupid by telling her that the lady is the one who seduced you

Wewe unakuaga na akili baridi saaana…lazima to ungeshikwa nugu hii. Si ukule kitu na wife akiulisa ambia yeye mlikuwa mna compare notes

I can never confess.kwanza nime tumiwa video sahi… I’m blocking this chiq[ATTACH=full]436311[/ATTACH]