Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital

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A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

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gotta love these fucked up china men

So there is no pleasure of cumming?

answer yako hio hapo

being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable
:D:D:D:D:D

:smiley: phew! thought it was gonna be a pic of me

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Na machine ikimulfanction kama machine zingine?

Inaeza ng’oa makagari.

Hii ni kama ku gangbang machine

Can’t stand the sight of the dude with funny facial expression in front of the queue.
:(:(:(:(:(:frowning:

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I can only compare this to the candle blowing machine…I hate to think we as ppl are lazy to the extent that we cannot engage in hand to gland combat or blow candle’s.

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Naughty! Naughty!
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it needs to be cleaned regularly

STDs?

If they could make cheaper version for nduthi

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Kuna ya BJ na artificial vajayjay called fleshlight

GAY THREAD

kali sana

men this like fucking a machine