Attending jaluo wedding

This is a bad start, he will be expected to maintain those standards which could be a tall order. Misplaced priorities. He will water that dry Ukambani with his tears…

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Kuna elder aliandika hapa a detailed thread as to why luos are simps

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Unasema Nini na receipts zimeanza kujitokeza? Sliding tackles zimeanza and in the next few days, jatelo will be kept busy by the past shenanigans of his new second hand wife. I refuse to believe the uncircumcised njaruo will ever recover from the realization that alinunua gazeti jioni
https://x.com/MkenyaMzi/status/1840479204200296819

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He fucks, therefore, he is

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Never met genuinely rich people with madharau.

Genuinely acquired Riches and madharau are very discordant things…

Hao ni watu ya new money prolly wash wash, corruption proceeds or such like.

The process of making genuine money and keeping it usually humbles you to a point you respect people by a lot.

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tulia haven’t you fellas normalized wearing cowry shells and other beaded things on similarly designed brown shirts to your weddings?

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https://x.com/kenyasgossips/status/1840650061447073936?t=-VxV9ehduRLkUZHfkiVC0Q&s=19

Mtu aliunda ii video mungu anamuona :pleading_face:

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Sii politician mmoja ajitokeze afanyie tailor Ile kitu Joho alifanyia Okari Na Betty wake after wedding.

Huyo jalango ndio atapepeta. Hiyo crew worship him…nlikua naona vile jamaa zinasimp mbele yake mikarealize some people can sink so low…

Nikitoa bibi place ikona dust hivo jua nikurogwa nimerogwa

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Actually men simp more than bitches around rich men …ata kwa club you’ll notice them

It’s funny to think jalango alikuwa a broke fisherman huko lakeside sahii he gets simped on by both men and women

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