Ati ako na ball!!! .. hawa wanawake wako na Mchezo!....

[bure]

kama alidanganya wewe ako on pills what else is she not telling you ama anandanganya?

[system]

@pseudonym ulikuwa unafuatilia sana huyu msichana mzungu wa Kabuda. Kuja uone sasa vile amefanyia boy child

@Mrs Shosho

Bro…good things 1st. Glad you reverted to the old avator. 2nd of all I won’t kick you when you are down like telling you I told you so and all that kind’a shits.

Sasa sijui niseme nini. Words fail me! Not always the case, not always (that I lack words for someone I hold dear) kikikikiki lakini when she washed your hands na mbesheni na jug ya warm water and cobbled up UG and gizzards in all of 24 hrs…eeeeeeeeeeeeeish. @Purple told me to be nice to you as you seemed to have started the year well etc.

Lakini naona we have to go back to my offer to you. I need to introduce you to my ngeos’ like seriously! this time by force…wako huko off the M1. Lonely in those big houses with big gardens. Sema ng’we. Niite kina Carol.

@Miss Finest Wine is that you? :rolleyes:

[Randy]

It’s high time you come back home and invest here . Otherwise when your baby mama’s are done with you will have no pension and living in homeless shelter.

[Etiquette]

Classic 105 morning talk show continues ,with yours truly …

[system]

@mobi , I have realised @Ka-Buda is good, nay, great at spinning tales. I think he watches to many soap operas.

[YuleMseeMbaya]

Why do you spend so much time philosophizing and rationalizing about women, you will never figure them out and you are just getting into a black hole that does not have an end, you can spend your wit on better things.Complaining about women and wanting to be a ‘lady’s man’ should be left to undergraduate and high school kids,when you are 27 years old+ your concern and energy should be spent on getting millions and billions

[karema-hitI]

…‘Jana I had nothing better to do in the evening and so I decided I have to see her…’ is what is wrong with your relationships

[karema-hitI]

@GoodVibes

You should be more worried about diseases like HIV than the kid. That is the biggest risk you are looking at if indeed another nigga has been hitting it raw too.

Hakuna HIV mayuu

[fired]

@Ka-Buda tumia condom bana too many diseases at this rate you might end up with more than 10 children by the time you reach 50

[Shaka]

@Etiquette

Classic 105 morning talk show continues ,with yours truly …

Kafunda mwenyewe

[Claire]

@Ka-Buda

little nipper demanding all my energy

[SIZE=1]This is mean[/SIZE]

[kasaman]

@Ka-Buda

And as if that wasn’t bad enough, I think she’s been shagging her Ghanian ex!

My English jungu girlfriend has been acting funny for a while now avoiding me etc…
Jana I had nothing better to do in the evening and so I decided I have to see her apende asipende.

Mimi huyo mpaka kwake knock knock on her door just jioni I know that the son sleeps over at the dad’s house Monday and Tuesday so the drama ( if any) , would be minimal.

She obviously didn’t see this coming but she fakes a happily surprised look and invites me in.

I’m not there to mess around so I tell her straight up if she’s not feeling me anymore, ni sawa no hard feelings but the least she can do is dump me hadharani.

Nyof nyof nyof and kidogo she hits me with it!!!

" I know that when I met you you told me that you didn’t want any more kids. I am so sorry that I wasn’t honest with you and I lied to you about being on the pill. I am so sorry but I actually only got with you because I wanted to have another baby.
Maxwell (the son) is almost six years old and I selfishly wanted a little brother or sister for him and to be honest, I want them to look like him. I understand that you don’t want any more kids for whatever reason and that’s fine. I don’t need any financial help from you and even if you choose not to be involved in his life, I will understand. I think I’m 5 or six weeks gone. "…

Hapo ndiyo nikaketi and just stared at her silently for about an hour nobody said anything it’s like time stopped.
All the while a million things are running through my head… My other kids, my baby-mommas, her and Maxwell plus her dad and what her parents and mine will make of all these !..
I’m fucking 40 years old the last thing I need right now is another little nipper demanding all my energy,. I will almost be a pensioner by the time they go to university!..

Anyway, I managed to give a hug and lie to her that everything will be okay.
And the evening carried on like nothing had happened i even managed some angry sex hapo Tu Kwa sitting room.

And then I needed to go to the loo and I was used to using the bathroom in her ensuit bedroom.
She never shares this bathroom with her little boy as a rule so I was totally shocked to see two toothbrushes and it’s neither mine nor her pink electric one!

I chose to bite my tongue and made my excuses and left for my humble abode.
If I knew for sure that it’s my baby it’s one thing.
But now I have that niggling thought that it might be another ninjas!..

I’m seeing Maxwell on Wednesday and I’m hoping to cleverly get the truth as to who has been visiting mummy while I was away.

I have seen it all now!..

Gathenge ! ulienda majuu kutafuta mali apana kupanda wild oats !

[Ghost254]

Time alisema anataka wafanane na Maxwell ni kama alikuwa anacommunicate something. She banging her ex.

[Ka-Buda]

@hcaikp

Words fail me @Ka-Buda , your love life is like a movie. Easy bro.

Thanks mate.
I didn’t choose this life… This Life chose me!..

[Ka-Buda]

@Claire

[SIZE=1]This is mean[/SIZE]

You know I don’t mean that in a mean way.
I love kids I even get giddy with other people’s kids especially at that age when they are just starting to walk and talk!
They’re like little angels and upto four years old, there’s never a dull moment with kids but it takes a whole lot of attention and commitment to be there for them.
It’s not a Job for a forty years old man.
That’s what I meant.

[Ka-Buda]

@YuleMseeMbaya

Why do you spend so much time philosophizing and rationalizing about women, you will never figure them out and you are just getting into a black hole that does not have an end, you can spend your wit on better things.Complaining about women and wanting to be a ‘lady’s man’ should be left to undergraduate and high school kids,when you are 27 years old+ your concern and energy should be spent on getting millions and billions

Said the single sad Talker.

[system]

@mobi

@pseudonym ulikuwa unafuatilia sana huyu msichana mzungu wa Kabuda. Kuja uone sasa vile amefanyia boy child

@Miss Finest Wine is that you? :rolleyes:

Indeed yes…it is MFW alright! my bro KB is no boy shaud. He is a super alpha male.

[system]

@LeoK

New handle same old bs.

OOOPs how did I miss this old battered bitter 60 year old’s comments. Your children are older than me so please nigga…back to room 101. Same pattern emerging:).I am not responsible for your miserable broke/sexually depraved life. C’mmon now.

[LeoK]

@Mrs Shosho

OOOPs how did I miss this old battered bitter 60 year old’s comments. Your children are older than me so please nigga…back to room 101. Same pattern emerging:).

Yeah, sounds about right.

[system]

@Mrs Shosho

Indeed yes…it is MFW alright! my bro KB is no boy shaud. He is a super alpha male.

Welcome back MFW. Pls don go away again.