Asset Rich But Still Poor, Such Is The Situation All Over Kenya

[Landlord]

@Ndindu

They collapsed due to MISMANAGEMENT. Saa mnaleta Brazilian Sugar mna repackage as Nzoia..

Brazilian sugar takes 9 months to mature, while in kenya it takes 18-24 months. So it makes more economic sense for Mumias to import and package brazilian sugar than pleasing sugar farmers like @wasika and @poyoloko.

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[Ndindu]

@Landlord

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Ndindu:

They collapsed due to MISMANAGEMENT. Saa mnaleta Brazilian Sugar mna repackage as Nzoia..

Brazilian sugar takes 9 months to mature, while in kenya it takes 18-24 months. So it makes more economic sense for Mumias to import and package brazilian sugar than pleasing sugar farmers like @wasika and @poyoloko.
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Answer my Question, wacha Ujinga na makamasi.

Is Turkana or Garissa drier than ISRAEL?

[Landlord]

@Ndindu

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Landlord:

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Ndindu:
Hiyo fertile land umeweka hapo ndio dry kuliko Saudi Arabian Desert
Bonobo, how much farming does saudi do in its desert?

You need water to irrigate the land. Even Israel uses water from the river Jordan to irrigate. Most of kenya’s arid lands dont have access to irrigation water. And FYI many boreholes in arid lands have salty water that is not suitable for irrigation coz inaua mimea.

[Ndindu]

@Landlord

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Ndindu:
Hiyo fertile land umeweka hapo ndio dry kuliko Saudi Arabian Desert
Bonobo, how much farming does saudi do in its desert?

You need water to irrigate the land. Even Israel uses water from the river Jordan to irrigate. Most of kenya’s arid lands dont have access to irrigation water. And FYI many boreholes in arid lands have salty water that is not suitable for irrigation coz inaua mimea.

We have an aquafer under Marsbit but lazima muulize wazungu ruhusa ya kuchimba hayo maji

[Jack_Black]

@Ndindu

…MBA YA MASHAMBA MLITOA WAPI? MBUROTI 50X100 KILA MAHALI KILA WAKATI.
Unapata mzae ako na shamba Acre 80 na watoto 10 but wote ni mafukara.
The misplaced notion that you have to be employed to make it in life is deeply engrained in Boomers’ Millennial’ and Gen Xers’ minds.
That is why you see parents selling land to offer 300K bribes to crooked officials to have their sons employed as Police officers

Corrupt, uncivilised kageges need to grow the fuck up.

[Ndindu]

@Jack_Black

…ILA WAKATI.
Unapata mzae ako na shamba Acre 80 na watoto 10 but wote ni mafukara.
The misplaced notion that you have to be employed to make it in life is deeply engrained in Boomers’ Millennial’ and Gen Xers’ minds.
That is why you see parents selling land to offer 300K bribes to crooked officials to have their sons employed as Police officers

Corrupt, uncivilised kageges need to grow the fuck up.

Kule Ulaya kazi za Polisi na Jeshi ni kubembelezewa na kupewa Sign Up Bonuses ilhali hapa Kenya ni Kuhongana ndio uingie kazi iliuyo na Hatari kubwa kwa Maisha yako

[Landlord]

@Ndindu

We have an aquafer under Marsbit but lazima muulize wazungu ruhusa ya kuchimba hayo maji.

The turkana aquifer was abandoned coz the water was too salty requiring huge amounts of cash do desalinate it and make it suitable for use and consumption. I bet hata hio ya marsabit has same characteristics due to similar geological characteristics.

https://www.businessdailyafrica.com/bd/news/kenya-abandons-exploration-of-unviable-turkana-water-aquifer-3707270

[Landlord]

@Ndindu

Kule Ulaya kazi za Polisi na Jeshi ni kubembelezewa na kupewa Sign Up Bonuses ilhali hapa Kenya ni Kuhongana ndio uingie kazi iliuyo na Hatari kubwa kwa Maisha yako.

Kule ulaya the job involves selfless service putting your life in danger to ensure your community is safe lakini kenya kazi ya polis is an avenue to collect bribes. So hio 300k bribe unarudisha in 1 yr making the bribe economically viable.

50 bob bribe per day x 50 wines and spirits = 2,500 per day = 75,000 per month = 900,000 per yr

[Guru2.0]

@Landlord

…hongana ndio uingie kazi iliuyo na Hatari kubwa kwa Maisha yako.

Kule ulaya the job involves selfless service putting your life in danger to ensure your community is safe lakini kenya kazi ya polis is an avenue to collect bribes. So hio 300k bribe unarudisha in 1 yr making the bribe economically viable.
50 bob bribe per day x 50 wines and spirits = 2,500 per day = 75,000 per month = 900,000 per yr

But why are we like this kweli

Kwani other societies cannot see that you can misuse the police job to rob and extort raia. What we lack is national ethos, what is the Kenyan culture. Coz kama ni mungu we are ultra religious almost everyone is a Christian or Muslim.
However we steal, cheat, scam each other heri hata heathen society. It’s the janja janja hustling culture exemplified by jambass

[Ndindu]

@Guru2.0

…er yr

But why are we like this kweli
Kwani other societies cannot see that you can misuse the police job to rob and extort raia. What we lack is national ethos, what is the Kenyan culture. Coz kama ni mungu we are ultra religious almost everyone is a Christian or Muslim.
However we steal, cheat, scam each other heri hata heathen society. It’s the janja janja hustling culture exemplified by jambass

POVERTY IN AFRICA IS DUE TO TABIA MBAYA

• Cutting corners
• Dishonesty
• Mediocrity from President down to Tea girl and Shamba boy

LACK OF ETHOS SUMS IT ALL UP, WE CELEBRATE CRIMES AND CRIMINALS, MTU KAMA RUTO ANAFAA KUWA JELA AMA KABURINI NA KAMBA SHINGONI

[Yuletapeli]

@Maize_Combuster

…’ and Gen Xers’ minds.
That is why you see parents selling land to offer 300K bribes to crooked officials to have their sons employed as Police officers

When news spread in the village that I had resigned from my lucrative job to venture into jua kali, my local pastor and some lay readers were quickly summoned to offer prayers to a lost sheep in order to bind the evil spirit that had overcomed me.

Kombashta… “Overcomed” is not correct English. Please revise.

[kendez_mendez]

@Ndindu

…MBA YA MASHAMBA MLITOA WAPI? MBUROTI 50X100 KILA MAHALI KILA WAKATI.
Unapata mzae ako na shamba Acre 80 na watoto 10 but wote ni mafukara.
The misplaced notion that you have to be employed to make it in life is deeply engrained in Boomers’ Millennial’ and Gen Xers’ minds.
That is why you see parents selling land to offer 300K bribes to crooked officials to have their sons employed as Police officers

peer pressure nimeona home mtu anauza shamba alipe school fees

[Yuletapeli]

Mwafrika huwa hajiwezi.. bora ameshiba, na ametombana raundi zake Hadi akapata usingizi

[Landlord]

@Yuletapeli

Mwafrika huwa hajiwezi.. bora ameshiba, na ametombana raundi zake Hadi akapata usingizi.

Speak for yourself. Sisi tumejiweza.

[Jack_Black]

@Ndindu

…ained in Boomers’ Millennial’ and Gen Xers’ minds.
That is why you see parents selling land to offer 300K bribes to crooked officials to have their sons employed as Police officers
Corrupt, uncivilised kageges need to grow the fuck up.

Kule Ulaya kazi za Polisi na Jeshi ni kubembelezewa na kupewa Sign Up Bonuses ilhali hapa Kenya ni Kuhongana ndio uingie kazi iliuyo na Hatari kubwa kwa Maisha yako

It’s a side effect of the founding stepfather, Jomo Kenyatta. He decided the best way of solving Kikuyu poverty was to brong down all the other tribes to their level, and then install his thief family as kings.

Heaven forbid that we’re ruled by petty thieves.

[Yuletapeli]

@Landlord

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Yuletapeli:

Mwafrika huwa hajiwezi.. bora ameshiba, na ametombana raundi zake Hadi akapata usingizi.

Speak for yourself. Sisi tumejiweza.

I’m half junguu..

[Mickey_Bricks]

@Ndindu , I don’t know what you have smoked this morning, but Kenya needs you to keep smoking it.

PS: Inbox me the number of your peddi

[Yuletapeli]

Anachoma tyres za gari.. hio Moshi ndio anatumia. Mtu atari sana

[mtadao]

@Landlord

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Yuletapeli:

Mwafrika huwa hajiwezi.. bora ameshiba, na ametombana raundi zake Hadi akapata usingizi.

Speak for yourself. Sisi tumejiweza.

Threads za “wangapi” “lanyes” dominate this village

[Jack_Black]

@Yuletapeli

Anachoma tyres za gari.. hio Moshi ndio anatumia. Mtu atari sana