ashamwaga hajali

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@Josto Bwaku

Reminds me of a time pale tea room, I got myself this midget whore, kafupi kanono keupe and language that was more kikuyu than swahili, tukaelewana bei, 100 maku, 150 room. Just before the stairs za entrance, I bought Kondom za finje from this Vaite guy selling water, miraa na njugu in a box, I handed him the only 500 bob note i had with me (bus fare ya kwenda nyumbani still in that money). Jamaa akajifanya kukosa change, akaulizia ulizia hapo, akaniacha nimesimama ati avuke bara bara kutafta change. Ghafla bin vu jamaa akajificha na bus ya mombasa ilikua inabebea hapo tu inje na akahepa na noti mzima. Nimebaki hapo na stock yake and some other Vaite Murume crooks who are guarding it so siezi jilipa na iyo stock, that whore came back for me akaanza kunivuruga ati i was wasting her time. She called others who had now started flocking around, kidogo nimeanziwa. Lets just say my ass was handed to me that night, hata ma keg nilikua nimekunywa zikaisha.

Hahahaha @Mlinda lango umewahi jipata kwa situweshen kama hii? Leta hekaya

[Mlinda_lango]

@Rodger Smith

Hahahaha @Mlinda lango umewahi jipata kwa situweshen kama hii? Leta hekaya

Nikiwa new to the game, nilipata funzo the hard way. Doo ya coomer unapeana exact. Coomer haina change. Ilikuwa ilikuwa good hope kitambo kabla ichomeke (legends remember this). Njoti ilikuwa soo mbili but nikajipata sina pesa ndogo, nikalipa na 1k. Pokoste aliisunda kwa bra halafu akatoka kwa room. Hata hakuhepa, alipoa tu kwa kitu akaendelea na story na pokoste wengine. Nilicheki pros and cons za kuanza kuvurugana na pokoste kwa bar aibu ikanishinda nikajitoa tu.
Funny thing, with time machungu ilipungua nikajipata nimenyanyua hiyo kunguru tena. Vile niliikumbusha doo zangu ikanicheka ikinishow coomer haina change. That’s where I got the wise words.

[dumbele]

@Mlinda lango

Nikiwa new to the game, nilipata funzo the hard way. Doo ya coomer unapeana exact. Coomer haina change. Ilikuwa ilikuwa good hope kitambo kabla ichomeke (legends remember this). Njoti ilikuwa soo mbili but nikajipata sina pesa ndogo, nikalipa na 1k. Pokoste aliisunda kwa bra halafu akatoka kwa room. Hata hakuhepa, alipoa tu kwa kitu akaendelea na story na pokoste wengine. Nilicheki pros and cons za kuanza kuvurugana na pokoste kwa bar aibu ikanishinda nikajitoa tu.
Funny thing, with time machungu ilipungua nikajipata nimenyanyua hiyo kunguru tena. Vile niliikumbusha doo zangu ikanicheka ikinishow coomer haina change. That’s where I got the wise words.

you just one weak bitch!!

[uwesmake]

@Josto Bwaku

Reminds me of a time pale tea room, I got myself this midget whore, kafupi kanono keupe and language that was more kikuyu than swahili, tukaelewana bei, 100 maku, 150 room. Just before the stairs za entrance, I bought Kondom za finje from this Vaite guy selling water, miraa na njugu in a box, I handed him the only 500 bob note i had with me (bus fare ya kwenda nyumbani still in that money). Jamaa akajifanya kukosa change, akaulizia ulizia hapo, akaniacha nimesimama ati avuke bara bara kutafta change. Ghafla bin vu jamaa akajificha na bus ya mombasa ilikua inabebea hapo tu inje na akahepa na noti mzima. Nimebaki hapo na stock yake and some other Vaite Murume crooks who are guarding it so siezi jilipa na iyo stock, that whore came back for me akaanza kunivuruga ati i was wasting her time. She called others who had now started flocking around, kidogo nimeanziwa. Lets just say my ass was handed to me that night, hata ma keg nilikua nimekunywa zikaisha.

:D:D:D:D

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@kanguthu lipa malaya pesa maraya wewe

[Mlinda_lango]

@dumbele

you just one weak bitch!!

Risk vs return muthaf*cka. Risk vs return.