Asali by ABBA

For some of you who are wondering why Abba has never thrown an earthquaking thread and who really is ABBA , well… your quest will be quenched fully today.

This is what happened

  1. I was scoutting my farm and realized there is a school of homeless bees hanging around. As you can see, they were hanging by the bush branch probably protecting the queen. That’s is when I launched my mission to harvest them.

Initially, I came to know that they occupied this hive until they got attacked by maggots and ants.

  1. So I rushed to town this evening and bought the gears needed. Here is the reciept.

  1. Three hours ago, exactly at 8pm, I dressed commando style as you can see in the picture. I know some of you are itching so bad to know how Abba looks like. Well as you can see this is me sina kitambi for an over 50yr old, I’m fit and ready to put down @WasikA chini any time akikuja kwa hizi highlands. Heneway back to topic before he distracted me…

  2. The mission . This is me at work. I carefully transfered them from the branch to the new home. As you can see, the new tenants are settling in. In the next 3 days I’ll come back to see how they are fairing on before I collect rent in 3 months time (honey)

  3. Now hii jioni nimekaa na my worker nakunywa kikombe la busaa for a job well done. Any kweshchon folks?

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Mbundi wacha kiherehere

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Kiherehere ni wewe

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Swafiii mkuu nitakutafuta in 3 months unigawie asali pure… thank you in avdance mkuu

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Hata anaweza mwagia wewe ‘asali’ pure,we don’t care

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Wewe sitakukazia. Lakini hiyo ngombe hapo juu @Wakameat likikuja kuniomba, naambia nyuki kadha wampee RKO akae namna hii

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Khufinish khumalo .

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Usimukazie,wacha akukaze

Somechieth na mteso mjinga ni watu brare fukin

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Jaribu kunyonga na hio asali urudi na hekaya

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Utafanya @Ndindu atie machooz Sana, aliwekelea investment SJ wakiwa na @Electronics4u KAZI kumwaga mate na Mali ya age mates zao.

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Ukiniuzia asali unafaa kufanana ivi to prove that the honey is original. Hapana leta asali kwa soko bila injuries. I don’t pay for the honey, I pay for your pain.

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Mbwa wa mbushery nitakumaliza ghaseer blalifakin. Bado unawank juu wewe bado ni virgin hujui kuitisha coomer?

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Weka cover kwa mzinga.

you are a very evil human being

Ghaseer wachana na busaa at 50 unafaa kuenda morning runs and eating/drinking healthy ndio uenjoy pension till 85. Life begins at 60

Kazi nzuri mzito.
Hao nyuki watarudisha mkono maradufu. From today onwards, pollination Kwa shamba lako ita hit >95%.

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Inakaa form kijiji nI ku flex na shamba…wacha nipige picha Ike 40 by 80 yangu imejaa Acadia trees

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people with very strong & strange opinions like Azor Ahai and kijiji false prophet messiahate hide something very sinister within . But once in a while , it accidentally reveals itself

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Kazi mzuri Mdau but ongeza mizinga.

Niko na kumi Saa hii…

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