Are Christian Miracles Real?

General
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Has anyone ever experienced a miracle courtesy of your Christian belief?

Once upon a time, I accompanied some relatives to attend one of those lively churches. So after a very touching summon, kuna session ya watu kuombewa. Maombi ikashika kushika. So at some point in the middle of the session, pastor akaita my column waende mbele waombewe. Maombi ikashika mpaka naskia kila mtu anaongea na tongues. So Mr Pastor started going around touching each of us on the forehead while praying. Animatedly, everyone he touched felt on the ground, including my relatives. Naskia inaitwa spiritual touch. Sasa mimi nikafikiwa. Nikaombewa but sianguki bana. I could not feel anything:D In fact, I was expecting some supernatural force to thrust me to the ground. Nothing! Mimi nikaona nikiendelea kusima I will be considered a special case isemekane my demons are stubborn. Ilibidi nijiangushe tu ndio pastor aniondokee:D:D Fcuk that sht!

It has been more than a decade. Leo ndio nimekumbuka nikajicheka tu.:D:D

Could it be that what witness in churches are just systematic scams of mega proportions?

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Then what would be the point of hospitals? A man of the clothe thrives by encouraging wool over your eyes

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Religion is a scam bigger than corona

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Not seeing black helicopters doesn’t mean they are not after you, we live in a simulation and you ain’t supposed to know.

In the simulation, there is an artificial intelligence X, a code which hacked it way into life, to the christians it is called satan.

The main goal of AIX is to hijack the human dna and make life a commercial enterprise.

They have already sent the messenger rna to test how deep the rabbit hole goes.

If you are skeptical, who watches your dreams, and you always see yourself as a character in your own dream.

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Knock knock Neo

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:D:D:D:D

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Hakuna. 100b+ have died. Hell has more vacancies. Bure kabisa. Ngombe ici

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If you had been paid to fake it, you could have fallen and rolled your big belly from one church corner to the other and kept quiet about it.

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Miracles are extremely rare that is why they are called miracles if they happen everyday then what’s the point. Come on guys use your brains

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Hii uongo James Jani alisha-address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTfKpAWkgJY

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Lori ya mkate ikigongana na lori ya maziwa hio ni accident ama ni miracle.

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Any miracle you know of , with proof, that cannot be explained scientifically? Would you believe me if ten people told you I walked on water… Would you belive me if i told you i speak with god on a personal level? Ama thats horse crap?

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Fuckers take phenomenas that can be explained through indulgence in STEM subjects and dumb them down for the masses thus explaining them as miracles. Case in point is a near accident that is averted through the application of emergency brakes. That is a purely engineering phenomena but utakutana na ng’ombe Sunday trolling faithfuls vile karibu idedi were it not for a miracle.

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There are no atheists in a fox hole.

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These nilotes be unwittingly exposing themselves.

First was @Gaza akisema vile alifaint kwa delivery room despite his sambooroo machismo…

Sasa ni kijana ya nabii @Kalenjin101 akisema vile alijiangusha kwa mega crusade after 'divine anointing ’ kushuka… Na vile yeye hujichocha ati sio kondoo ya kufuata masses…

Next patient tunakungoja:D:D:D:D:D

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No I would not believe you now. But I would believe you if after 2000 years people still say you walked on water.

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Nilisikia church ya pharmacy pastor anaingiza kidole Kwa mkia kutoa demons

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Mikora tupu

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Similar thing happened to me also…
I never felt that super natural force kuanguka…
Ikabidi nijilaze chini so I don’t stand out:D:D

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I asked a very good question. Jibu swali or gerrarahia meen!:smiley:

…and yes, there was a time I almost became one of the kondoos, but logic superseded.