ARAP MASHAMBA ABOUT TO GRAB KIJIJI IN LANGATA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjeYqDa8bCo

What caused the fire ama it was arson?

Soma hapa according to couch

There have been fires here but none quite like this one.
This one has a sinister story behind it.
Kinyozi wangu mwenye anaelewa kipara yangu sasa hayuko.
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sasa wewe, 99.9% of your head is an airport, nywele mbili kinyozi ya nini?, look for tweezers and pull the 2 hair strands out :D:D:D:D

Hayuko means dead or displaced?

Dry joke

Sijamwona since.
I hope just displaced.

:D:D
Ng’ombe hii.
Blocked.

:D:D:D:D:D , all is not lost, my kinyozi guy also understands how to deal with members of the open minded society and i get a commission for every other new member i refer to him :D:D:D:D

These long speeches are utter garbage. Why doesn’t he help with resettling and feeding the homeless?

Sitaki Barbershop ya mia tano.
This kinyozi was 50 bob, had a Ludacris poster and a music system with speakers in a jerrican, a soup and keg joint right next and somewhere to charge my nduthi battery.
Watu wameumia saidi.

[SIZE=1]but your "hair"cut only costs 10/-[/SIZE]

Finding the hair is not a walk in the park.

hahahaha, the keg joint, you had to , where slay queens from oxygen use serviettes to hold beer glasses while sipping from a straw to dodge germs , wathongori is the biggest looser in all this :D:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D, play nice

Eh pole sana. I hope he is ok.

I have always wondered…do you bald on the armpits and the nether regions too? :wink:

:D:D:D:D:D

:frowning: Why can’t you be nice when you know how hard life gets out here?

how do we pronounce these big words?

RENDEZVAUS or ROUNDTHEVU?