Anyone ever found true mapenzi on soshiooo media kweli?

iko ma days nilikua kinuthia sana… :smiley: i thought i had found a catch kumbe ole wangu… Kunguru hafugiki

But at the same time I’ve had some nice experiences with madame we were supposed to just have a hookup (paid-upoko ya one night) then it went well and they started coming back by themselves, without even asking for a dime however i would always ingiza baridi juu back in my head and through past experience, i would remind myself KUNGURU HAFUGIKI

so my conclusion is, iko wale wamenyaka madame wazuri after a one night stand but ni wachache… many are those who regret.

Na kwa wale wanaprefer ma lanye wa SJ na sijui shimo gani, ole wenyu, nyinyi mtalilia kwa choo ama nyuma ya tent.

msinirushie matusi, I’m just sharing a thought that just crossed my mind before ni lalie hii mattress yangu from Dr. Mattress :smiley:

Hebu Confirm …
You were like Kevin Kinuthia …:oops::p:D

@uwesmake atalawiti huyu jamaa. People be careful. @uwesmake ni shoga mkuu.

Not true love but I got a fwb from Instagram. DMs kidogo, 2 dates then mechi. Alikuwa na high social anxiety so ni mtu hakuwa anaenda out at all. I was her second body count (I think). I think alikuwa na potential ya long-term but it was a time hio singeeza. Also dem ka huyo you might end up being her only source of entertainment so very psycho and needy

… Not this one, sii huyu ni size ya wale wa mama wanono you post here like a low life… btw @rexxsimba shida yako hua nini kuu post photos za ma whales, don’t you have a life? Haha now umeanza za ma shoga. You are nuts!

Yeah but I suspect she might be a talker here. She had a somewhat unique name that I’ve spotted among the many handles here.

So I’m going to pass. However I’ve smashed plentt of girls that I met online. But that was circa 2015. Siku hizi social media imejaa malaya tu.

I met my current on FB. Started flirting and in no time arranged for a meeting. Some good people still exist on those streets

Usiwahi dinya malaya for free.
Lanye akirudi umkule for free kwa keja yako, it always ends in tears.

Kunguru hafungiki/You cant turn a hoe into a housewife/(Translate to your mothertongue) ni hayo tu

i agree with what lanye expert @smokin_gun a.k.a @Kumbaffu says.

Thanks for the clarification …
We all thought you had crossed over to the “dark side” … :D:D

Madem naokota IG huwa nakatia kiasi so siwezi waita ‘kuguru’
Tinder na tagged ukipata jaluo ya homabay na kamba ya kitui anakukwamilia

Nmeona @Zush ameweka signature. Which means there could be some truth to that. @Zush alipigwa character development na dem wa Tagged adi akaamua atanunuanga maziwa tu hawezi fuga ngombe tena

:D:D:D:D:D

How old were you in 2015?

Aje?? Hekaya please

I always like good content…never been heartbroken in the love wild

usijali Jimmy. Najua you’re trying to confirm my identity so you can travel to my place and start punching my head.

You’re probably not aware that I’m a giant guy with bulging forearms.

Are your forearms panga/bullet-proof? Nayo niko sure uko Naks. And to your place I must travel so I can punch your head.

:smiley: wacha nikuache @rexxsimba nikupata kwa post yako na land whales.