I’ve always wondered about this one. Perhaps the woman was so preoccupied with her pleasure via moaning, she couldn’t wait to express her gratitude by normal speech, and neither could she wait to express the same…but nonetheless she did by squeezing one out of her pneumatic brakes down there close to your face?
Ati nini hii sijaelewa
Nini huko chini huskika kama “brakes za honda”…That’s a good one to estimate your age. Of the right age, all would understand the brakes.
Nyinyi watoto wa siku hizi mtatumaliza with your fancy English in our day hatukuwa na matamshi kama hayo
You failed the age test. Seniors hawafunguangi story kama hiyo nimepost au ulizeeeka mpaka ukasau customs and courtesies wewe kijana? Usijaribu kufanya kazi ya detective utalamba.
I’m a tech savvy senior citizen
Chema chajiuza kibaya chajitembeza. Ushasikia hiyo? A true senior has NO PROCLIVITY to re-assert their senior status in seriatim, and neither do they have the temperament to back and forth…they say a thing once and wanasema (btw sijui kama uliskinanga kwa one of Kenyatta’s YT biography so he talked with this fella, sijui Shikuku ama nani on 21 August 1978, and he insisted he wanted to see the guy, and the guy was apparently caught up, akasema “SHAURI YAKO” and hang the phone up. Next day Kenya’ s founding father went to rest). Jomo Kenyatta, unajua alikuwa bully mkubwa, mpaka anaambia cabinet members atawa "sondeka"hahaha…and Jomo Kenyatta’s CHARACTER was PERFECTLY captured by Uhuru Kenyatta!! Unajua,ati Uhuru alikuwa sijui wapi shule, ati they are being bullied, akasema sawa mtaona, akaenda akatafuta simu, akapiga simu, iksashikwa ikaforwardiwa to State House, and mzee came on the line. He detailed the bulling incident, and at the conclusion, OK, na kuna kitu ingine yoyote akasema hapana. Kenyatta Hang up the phone!!!
Jiburudishe na Israel Vibrations:
Umeandika composition mzima kwa sababu nimekuambia I’m a tech savvy senior citizen you have a lot of free time on your hands wacha nilale nikuwache ukijiongelesha
Tech savvy halisi? Ama ni wale tech savvy wa kuishia Cyber na bakora ya kutembea, wanajaribu kutumia bakora kama mouse?
Si mlale tu.
Welcome to my world. That’s my normal typing. Lala salama.
:D:D The amount of anger you have makes me laugh
Huyu jamaa hataki kuwachana na mimi
Most “How I met your mom” stories huanza hivo…kongole.
Anger? …where? …read more of my postings to disambiguate…my firing line is very unambiguous and meritorious…and no conversation like this…
Wenye walisema umepagawa hawakukosea
What are you asking? There’s no harm in just asking a direct question, Fala.
Offline 4 Date first to get to know about the Phenomenal Woman; as your antithesis, I am noumenal, and thus we are mutually complementary! Of women, I am drawn to the older(usijali sijafika fossil), the smart, and the stubborn, and perfect if all 3!!..
Enyewe acha niulize swali El Phenomeno? Has google era instant gratification taken over our minds?
down there in bed-maana? ;
moaning-means ur Romeo is taking care of business;
alternate whistling-makanga akizibwa mdomo/mapua na bado anataka kubeba beba , suluhisho? Na ile trumpet biological kama kama sauti ya boda boda huko chini?
He’s talking about farts…
Someone has been reading his dictionary.