An Idiot's guide to milking the househelp

Let us deflect away from politics kiasi. Nane nane itakuja na ipite, kijiji itadumu milele.

You remember that girl I told you who wears only two white panties per week, yaani our mboch? Sasa nimemcheki vizuri, and she is cute and sexy. I have no doubt yeye hukaa commando most times. She loves hugging dresses, na sijaona VPL anywhere. She is also an adult na yello yello, 23yrs old coz I saw her ID. She loves makeup, so most of the time ako bedroom akijirembesha. Nimesorora fb page yake, and she is “in a relationship”. Problem is she respects me so much. When I get into the house, she moves from the sitting room to the kitchen. recently, she wanted to ask me something, guess what she calls me? Dad, naulisaa… Ferk. Besides, they are good friends with my wife, and two, we are good friends with her dad. Three, she is from my village, tunajuana vizuri. Four, she goes to church, though she is not saved. The urge to kamua her is however irresistible.

Sasa wakubwa na wajuaji, how can I get into her Canaan without it backfiring on me? Where do I start? .

Saidieni maskini.

Ni huyo ako left.
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nnenda home saa nane ya usiku , jifanye umelewa , ingia bedroom yake, hata usimbogesha anza kukamua kitu mara that that

thank me later

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Mwandikie barua ukimwomba kuma. Tell her to reply in good time.

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Hii swali ni ngumu…ngoja elections ipite, tumeweka akili 8/8

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Fuata baaba although sioni mkifika…

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fungua a new Facebook account,still weka your pic…now request her friendship anza tuchats pole pole tupa tujokes hapa na pale mpaka akue open na ww kabisa…now go for the kill…but if I were you naweza mtaftia jobo another place then nikamue after… remember choices have consequences

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Cheza chini, huoni yello yello kwa mbisha?

Boss, that will definetely backfire. Wife atanipata even before she spreads her legs.

The letter may be used against me. Hio apana.

Sounds workable, but will take time. Was thinking of milking her this weekend coz wife is away on Saturday evening.

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Your work gives you more time to even reach home before your wife?.. you’re working beneath your potential as a man. Be the Msando 's of the world you either make it or break it.

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shameless thing

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Kuna siku nimeangusha simu ikaingia chini Ya sofa. Mboch akajitolea kuniokotea. Akainama na kuchora Saba. Ile tako ilitoklezea. Nilidondoa mate tu na kuingiza mkia design Ya mongrel.
My advice:
Achana na Hii Kitu. Cheza mbali, kula kwa macho but usiwahi omba vitu. This is the number one marriage breaker!!!

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What a load of…

washananaye. mi ni fisi lakini hii ya mboch n the wife rarely end well. tafuta kwingine to distract you. ferk, engineer her firing otherwise utajiabisha even at your home village

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Where did i say I reach home before wife? I work so hard man. But it is inevitable I will sometimes be in the house while she is out. Sasa akitoka mimi pia nitoke? Apana.

Now, hilo tako ndilo niliona. Kitu swafi. Instead ya kula na macho, there could be a surebet way of doing it.

Now this is scary, na vile mimi nimeheshimika. But i still think there’s a safe way of milking her.

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In three words, describe what you see in the picture above.
Hint: That ball is called “Feelings” and the animal is a female.

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Fact that you are buddies with her dad makes it all wrong. Kula kwa mecho…ukiona umelemewa, fanya venye @chuka amekushow.Tuma wife ocha, come home drunk and bang her. Next day jifanye hukumbuki kitu.

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Ukitaka kujua fisi,look at the house helps wife employs. Mimi kwangu huletwa ma matha. Infact I have had two mboches in like the last ten years. Older women you can’t bother looking at their arse. Hakuna mrembo anawesa pata waks kwangu.

So hiyo department nakuwaga nimepigwa kaf kaf. Ten to nil.

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Those are strict instructions from the wife.

Try anything silly and the wife will know before you finish zipping up

This does not count

this does not count

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think of that moment when u have nutted…that moment…think about it severally…if u see yourself smiling , go for the kill, else kama unafikiria reaction yako itakua “wtffffffffffffffk did i just do”, JUST DONT DO IT!

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Boss, so in short you want to endanger your reputation and marriage for a simple Canaan that might not even have top grade milk and honey?:smiley:

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