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:D:D:D
:D:D:D
Ati wasela sku hizi hawaoi.
Yebooo. Mnazi na huku hamna mbona siwaoni inzi?
If only this brain could be put to use studying law or medicine.
Somebody somewhere cant recognize this dude as their relative due to alcohol related effects, anyway, I never judge.
Brilliant guy. Drunk but can remember all that, how now?
Kalewa mjanja.
The only rule I know is that never drink alcohol you are not ready to buy, there are consequences. I live by it.
Nimelewa sijaelewa lugha hio ngombe inaongea
Kama sio momo, hakuna kitu wewe huelewa ata kama hujalewa.
Pombe gani hiyo ujiuji?
kila ng’ombe atembee na rika yake
katombi already has a song on that. if only all people would hear the lyrics 
Weka mashida yako kwenye marlboro/paperbag nyeusi watu wasione ndani. Hehehe.