Ama Professor Hamo alisoma ile thread ya DNA test alafu akafuata maagizo?

[captain_obvious]

Mimi niliwaambia wakati kunguru atakuwa busy akipambana na labour, mimi na team ya ku-collect DNA samples tutakuwa tuki-pace up and down the hospital hallway. Sitaki kuanza kuambiwa ten years later ati kijana yangu ako na kisogo kama ya jamaa wa kuuza gas, ama maskio kama ya caretaker. Ati smile ya muchichana yangu ni kama ya yule shopkeeper wa mtaa. Noo buana, you must nip it in the bud.
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[Jura]

:D:D:D i had the same thoughts…hata huyo dem alisema jamaa amedoubt watoi mara kadhaa

[The_ghost_who_walks]

@captain obvious

Mimi niliwaambia wakati kunguru atakuwa busy akipambana na labour, mimi na team ya ku-collect DNA samples tutakuwa tuki-pace up and down the hospital hallway. Sitaki kuanza kuambiwa ten years later ati kijana yangu ako na kisogo kama ya jamaa wa kuuza gas, ama maskio kama ya caretaker. Ati smile ya muchichana yangu ni kama ya yule shopkeeper wa mtaa. Noo buana, you must nip it in the bud.
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[cortedivoire]

Unawait one year uone kama sura ni yako

[Zush]

@cortedivoire

Unawait one year uone kama sura ni yako

One year is so long and we don’t have time and money to waste …no chance for bonding too

[tombayeye]

Hii ndo mnaita sharp bend ahead? :D:D:D hao watoto ni ya hio mukamba kulingana na pixels nimebaki nazo kwa simu

[Sogomba_Sadamkale]

@cortedivoire

Unawait one year uone kama sura ni yako

Ukishandikisha jina yako kwa birth certificate mambo kwisha.

[tombayeye]

@Sogomba Sadamkale

Ukishandikisha jina yako kwa birth certificate mambo kwisha.

Now you sir deserve a crate of beer or whatever poison to your fancy. Naambiaga vijana kabla kuingia uzazini,delay the birth cert at all costs. Sura hubadilika unakuta mtoto anakaa watchie ama boy wa nduthi

[Master_Gibbs]

@captain obvious

Mimi niliwaambia wakati kunguru atakuwa busy akipambana na labour, mimi na team ya ku-collect DNA samples tutakuwa tuki-pace up and down the hospital hallway. Sitaki kuanza kuambiwa ten years later ati kijana yangu ako na kisogo kama ya jamaa wa kuuza gas, ama maskio kama ya caretaker. Ati smile ya muchichana yangu ni kama ya yule shopkeeper wa mtaa. Noo buana, you must nip it in the bud.
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Most of the DNA tests are FALSE reassurance because the hospital staff don’t want many children to lack fathers. The only definitive test is the nose, ear, forehead, kisogo, lips test. Take pictures and show your grandmother.

[captain_obvious]

@Master Gibbs

Most of the DNA tests are FALSE reassurance because the hospital staff don’t want many children to lack fathers.

Okay Mr. Seasoned Conspiracy Theorist.

[epoch]

Na hii DNA inachukuliwa when…at birth ama some months later. Inakuanga tricky watoto wakifanana mama sana.

[Master_Gibbs]

@captain obvious

Okay Mr. Seasoned Conspiracy Theorist.

Okay. Captain No Theories.

[Stanmwa]

@Master Gibbs

Most of the DNA tests are FALSE reassurance because the hospital staff don’t want many children to lack fathers. The only definitive test is the nose, ear, forehead, kisogo, lips test. Take pictures and show your grandmother.

He he he. Now, this has cracked my ribs. This test deserves a name.

[Kumbaffu]

@Master Gibbs

Most of the DNA tests are FALSE reassurance because the hospital staff don’t want many children to lack fathers. The only definitive test is the nose, ear, forehead, kisogo, lips test. Take pictures and show your grandmother.

:D:D:D:D:D

[hekate]

wha

@epoch

Na hii DNA inachukuliwa when…at birth ama some months later. Inakuanga tricky watoto wakifanana mama sana.

why is that ?

[anon46421834]

@Master Gibbs

Most of the DNA tests are FALSE reassurance because the hospital staff don’t want many children to lack fathers. The only definitive test is the nose, ear, forehead, kisogo, lips test. Take pictures and show your grandmother.

Grand madhangu wote walishakufa banae.Am doomed:oops:

[Master_Gibbs]

@anon46421834

Grand madhangu wote walishakufa banae.Am doomed:oops:

Wewe kwisha. Ujaribu kuonyesha signs za doubting the paternity of the baby. Utawekwa mpaka viu sasa. Utanyanganywe mpaka slippers. Kwanza vile CJ ni feminist sasa… It will be trial by a kangaroo court.

[epoch]

@hekate

wha

why is that ?

Just wondering the people who rely on physical appearance

[anon46421834]

@Master Gibbs

Wewe kwisha. Ujaribu kuonyesha signs za doubting the paternity of the baby. Utawekwa mpaka viu sasa. Utanyanganywe mpaka slippers. Kwanza vile CJ ni feminist sasa… It will be trial by a kangaroo court.

I have noticed some defensiveness any time i say like my kids hair grows too long utaskia tu nimejibiwa 'my grandmas hair was like that,she has your fore head though,‘or maybe if i say my teeth are not as accurately set she would go like’,it flows in the genes,must be from my dad,she has your nose though.'These things hunisumbua especially when i get home tipsy kidogo after drinking atlas 16% tatu,but they dissipate when am sober.I think ntachukua tu samples za mtoi ki sniper niende nazo lancet roho itulie.

[The_Beachmaster]

@anon46421834

I have noticed some defensiveness any time i say like my kids hair grows too long utaskia tu nimejibiwa 'my grandmas hair was like that,she has your fore head though,‘or maybe if i say my teeth are not as accurately set she would go like’,it flows in the genes,must be from my dad,she has your nose though.'These things hunisumbua especially when i get home tipsy kidogo after drinking atlas 16% tatu,but they dissipate when am sober.I think ntachukua tu samples za mtoi ki sniper niende nazo lancet roho itulie.

Lancet watataka permission ya mathe wa mtoi kabla wafanye ukarabati