Am Not a believer in paranormal but...

I don’t believe in supernatural happenings but leo, I am tempted to. I was just about to DF an ex, yellow yellow Mtaita, who’s married to Uwesmake’s kin, but she still confesses that I am the man of his dreams having unbikirad her, sa amekam na katuktuk mpaka kwa hotel Baxton Leisure Lodge, sisi hao kwa room 4th floor,na rubber zangu, after some catching up, sikutaka kumrukia ka kisululu, nikaanza exploration, but yeye anakataa kiasi mi nashindwa tunaezaje panda huko kwote na asiwe in the mood, but ankuwanga na kawasiwasi asiwe amewekwa lock. Hapo nikaweka fan speed 5, ilikuwa speed 2 all along, cos the room is smoooking howt, kidogo kidogo stima inaenda off, now U can imagine the heat, kidogokidogo wife ananipigia incessantly, najaribu kuweka phone silent but anapiga tu. dame wa kuchukua bedsheets naye ndiye huyu amesimama kwa mlango… Aargh imebidi nimenawa lakini kula sikula. Hapo sijajua whether ni wife’s prayers, her husband’s ama what God was stopping us from making mistakes. Sai am drowning my sorrows away at Klub Savannah. kwa wale wabara hamjui ni wapi tumieni gogoyo maps.

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hehehehehe prayers are real

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haki ya Mungu ma-ex ni maadui wa ndoa… Mungu nisaidie kupata mke asiye na historia, ata kama ni mukorino

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m-dame wa “toa ma-sheet” alikuwa anadai kwani ulikuwa umelala huko?

he he…

Hilo ni swali nilikuwa pia mimi niulize. Kwani hiyo mdarano yao ilikua ya usiku kucha?

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umefurahia maombi yameshinda na jamaa analia?

Kwa marriage vows through thick n thin…hapo alikuwa part ya thin…so ametoboa :D…

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he he he

wewe lazima ni SAITAN mkubwa mombasa imekukataa

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:D:D:D. Hauko mbali na mtaani.

yea nilidoz huko, n nikaongea na huyo dame wa “turenda Mashuka” nikawapatia sok, ndio nicheck out past midday, alaf nikapatia kajamaa kenye kaliniserve breako punch kaniletee rubber kakakaniletea za sok na change ya 400, rwabe mbili, nikakaomba so so, niliskia wakicheka na jamaa ya reception, nikajua wamejiuliza kwani mwenye anakam atalipwa 300 ama sok, little did the reception guy know that the joke was on him, 100 ilikuwa ya kubribe dame na chali wa masheets ndio wasiniitishe b4 midday.

Ama guardian angels guarding mwènzao

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Phew! ! ! ! Niaje ku waste beef.

Cheka tu, imagine ingekua chali wa kwako imemfanyikia ivo. Ama U stand in solidarity with the potential victim wa cheating. AKA pinkie mwenzako AKA wifey

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Hio sio maombi

Just be faithful to your wife goddamnit!

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you guy…next thing you know, utaenda kuwekelea mistress mali, mtree ijam kusimama

Good idea… but from where???

Hahaha. Pot calling the sufuria black.