Am I hitting it or what?

Ladies, one thing you have to know is that niggas aint gonna be extra friendly to you unless they wanna hit. or ya’ll thought niggas is good to you coz they wanna die righteous go to heaven and sing kumbaya? pshh bizzo, its coz u got tits & butts & labia
Now having got that out of the way there are two types of niggas who will want to hit…the ones that will pretend behind numerous coffee dates, chocolate gifts, regular calls, countless texts and the ones who after hanging out with you once will plainly ask you if they can hit shit.
if a nigga asks you if he can hit shit and u aint feeling the desire to have your shit “hit” by him, tell a nigga plainly that you dont wanna have your shit hit by him…if he asks why tell him anything you will…anything but dont tell a nigga its coz you have a boyfriend…so?..you want a nigga to check with him first? if he is cool with letting his bae relinquish her pelvics to another nigga?
See if a nigga has been nice to you, you be eating the food he bought and your boyfriend’s existence didn’t come up in the conversation, he taking you shopping and your boyfriend’s existence didn’t come up in the conversation, he buying you drinks and your boyfriend’s name didn’t come up in the conversation, how comes your boyfriend comes alive when he now wanna hit shit yet you earlier chewed that pizza like you was damn single …pshhh ladies quit with your deceit. then you tells niggas, “ohh we want gentlemen , people who will serenade us, take me to dinner first , pour champagne…” so that later you can disown a nigga when he wants you to hoist your lower limbs in absencia of panties …thats just foul!! and to ya’ll niggas…if you wanna hit shit, before u go all out on a bizzo, walk to the lady and tells her “aye, i wanna hit shit…am i gonna hit or nah?” pshh even a bank needs a collateral before releasing a loan so who is you not to be assured? i’ve seen niggas counting huge expenses and they aint hit shit…men that’s deceit

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Hitting shit sounds gay

What is it dude with the gay shit? Can’t you get a bit more original?

Vile @david E AMESEMA ni ukweli kabsaa,nikama kuoshea mtu njia ya mavi

the hekaya behind this please…ulinyimwo?

bure kabisa bureeeee. Noo hii ni bureeee. huyu atwangwe makofi

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UPUSSSSSS!

CSOMIII UPUSSS

but buy a meal and wine and expect sex in return? in this case he can expect only good company in return. for sex he should do more like pay rent, ++
even a gal can buy pizza for her friend

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…or buy the house altogether.

All in the name of hitting “shit”.

isn’t this just plain prostitution?

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:D:D:D

in the disguise of treating her right

me thinks to save yourself from an epic heartache you should declare your intentions by the third date.

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Yea, esp if you plan to unblock the sewer.

every pussy has its price. @Nameberry1 just quoted hers

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Acknowledge source, ama wewe ni Jai Raita?

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davidee kale ka crush kako ulikalilia bado we hukakumbuka??

ama vitz