Am hoping mlikuwa na krismasi njema.

Bado mimi niko honeymoon na Mrs Okiya lakini nimelog in nikaona niwasalimie after ule bro wangu ako University of California,Irvine, CA 92697, USA (www.uci.edu) pursuing a Masters of Law degree and is already in the Dean’s list kupiga simu kwa ile hotel tuko (Atlantis the Palm Dubai, UAE, +971 4426 0000) na kuniambia Ruth Odinga spra her leg and is admitted in a London Hospital (UK). I urge all our supporters to remain calm as we do our investigations of what really happened.

Asanteni sana kwa mawaidha, congratulations na conspiracy theories zote mlizonipea in my previous listing about me getting married. Nashukuru.

Honeymoon yetu inaisha 13th Jan na iyo ndio siku narudi Ktalk officially. Baba atarudi Kenya 2 days earlier than me from his holiday in Southern Africa. Kwa hivyo I want to wish you all & your families a blessed 2016.

Sasa wacha nikaswim na dolphins.

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may the rest of your honeymoon be …er…smooth. looking forward to seeing you again in the new year…

Mbisha ya Dubai na wewe ukiswim na dolphins

Mbisha ya wedding while wearing cravat!! all the best in your honeymoon.

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he he…ktalk certainly never forgets…

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Ata mbisha ya hotel door… Sijai ona

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Mimi nataka tu kuona mbisha ya expensive champagne, Happy New Year omutata.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

You swimming with dolphins…

ama wacha tu.

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Naona watu wako tu.

:eek:
You don’t say?

Enjoy your honeymoon while it last.
Also pass my regards to baba and tell him while he is busy holidaying the digital boys are plotting to give him a thorough thrashing come 2017, they are finalizing on thatching of their new hut .

Waiting for a headline from @kichwakibovu :
Kenyan with brother in University of California,Irvine, CA 92697, USA (www.uci.edu) pursuing a Masters of Law degree and is already in the Dean’s list, caught dry frying a dolphin…while on his honeymoon. Click here for the story…

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Ukweli

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happy honey moon. was she virgin?

Dolphins also rape humans. So…

ama wacha tu…

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Upuuuuuuus!!! Peleke uko---------------------------------------->

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@Okiya, cut the crap and tell us; how was the sex?

hongera mr & mrs @Okiya
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@Okiya…enjoy boss, mimi pia niko njiani naenda Rwanda kufanya research for a friend…ati hotels za huko ziko na Macintosh kwa bed…showers of blessings…Can I get an amen?

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