All lanye conversations are the same

Lanye: Sasa sweety.
Lanye: Tuende shot. Ni mia mbiri.
Me: Niko na 150
Lanye: Lakini ni kidogo. one fifty nisawa Tuende uripe.

(Kwa corridor na finya matako)

Lanye: Kwani uko na nyege aje?
Me: Uko na matako Tamu

(Kwa room)
Lanye: Sasa switi, Ongeza mia mbiri nikupee doggie ama mia tano ni kupee matako utombe
Me: Niko sawa.
( Lanye lifts skirt anatoa ngotha)

Lanye: Reta pesa basi.

(Lanye ananivaalisha CD)

Lanye: Switi, uko na mboro kubwa? Ongeza hata mia niku patie doggie Tamu.

(Natoa matiti Kwa bra. Nikifinya )

Me: Niko na fifty pekee. Naweza pata doggie
Lanye: Sawa switi. Juu na taka ukue customer wangu. Mimi silipishangi hivo Lakini nitakupea

(Me natoa finje haraka.)

(Lanye anachora saba. Naingiza dick)

Lanye: Na mboro yako ni Tamu. Hivi ndio unapatia Dem yako
Me: Sina Dem

Namwaga

Lanye: Switi, uki Rudi next time nitafute
Me: Nipatie number tutaongea nikirudi
Lanye; Sawa switi.

(Na suffer 20 minutes PNC then nakua sawa)

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What is this kandry coming to? Mungu atatusamehe kweli tuingie kwa ufalme wake? Tafuta uso wa bwana with the same energy unatafuta kuma.

Dance Dancing GIF by Sakke Soini

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Story of my life more than a decade ago :joy: Mungu ni Bwana sikupatikana na luwere

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Sad Eyes GIF by La Guarimba Film Festival