All In the Name of pussy....

You would think that I’m old enough to know better…

Jana I get home after an all nighter and although I was totally knackered, I’m feeling abit frisky so just after taking a shower and between making breakfast,nikasema wacha nistue one of my baby-mommas juu najua pia yeye amemaliza shift and she must be home alone after kudondoa waniaju shule.
Nimewekelea pan Kwa jiko ready for some mayai fry na bacon hivi… Full English because I was starving!..
Simu iko Kwa bega all the while and I’m hitting “mteja” all the time…
Nimewekelea simu chini ni- concentrate on my breakfast.she must be showering or something… and

Dakika Tu mbili hivi simu ikalia,she is calling back.

Hana lugha mingi huyu,I even know when she ovulates so ashaingiana but on condition that I pick her up,bring her to mine,we do it and I take her grocery shopping after…still watoto hawana sijui what…

I’m not going to argue with her so Mimi huyo natafuta njumu Tu nichomoke.

Long story short…

Nishamada nikamchukua kwake which is kitu 20 minutes away alafu im driving back to mine can’t wait to get between her legs kidogo napata Fire brigade mbili zime- block street yangu!

“What Now!!!”…

I asked myself quietly before realising that the attention of the wazima Moto was all on my apartment!!!

Kumbe in my rush to pick her up I left the pan with mafuta Moto on the cooker,it caught fire, alarm went off, Neighbours called 999 , they broke down the door and put out the fire!
Luckily not too much damage juu the cooker has that earth wire thing so short circuit prevented major damage.

Sema babymomma kunichekelea!!!
Now I have a wall to paint, a cooker to buy and alot of cleaning to do!

And all in the name of getting laid!

I managed to get her to bed though … although she wouldn’t stop taking the piss out of the whole situation!

I think it was worth it although I wouldn’t do it again.

What have you guys been through in the name of pussy?

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Domesticate yeye.

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you are very imaginative. gifted story teller:D:D

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Vile blacks 4 trump ame sema

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Picha hata ya smoky wall

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Vile @Marty McFly amesema

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Mi nilipata fire brigade wakizima, alafu wakaniuliza “unataka kuchoma nyumba juu ya cat?” Baby mama kusikia hivyo akarudi kwa gari, kisha akatoka kama anasmile kwenda kwa bed nikapata
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You are.lucky uko mayuu. If it was in Nai, you would be telling us a different story

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hata thermal image ya ‘earth thingy’…ama uketi paree mrs waweru===========>>

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We’ve tried too many times.
We love each other but can’t live together. She drives me loopy!

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Ni ukweli.
Sijui kudanganyana…

Hio cooker ama smoky wall boss, usiniweke sana.

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Ngoja niwashe computer,sijui ku upload picha na tablet.

The thingz i do for new puthy… Once went all the way to coast to quench my shlong!

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The brains switches off once pussy is in the picture…abdalla takes over the thinking business

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:D:D you should write a book called “baby momma drama” coz your imagination is on another level .

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Kafunda hizo picha umeitishwa hapo juu zikwom…ulituzoea

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ngombe uwongo ndio umejaza kwa kichwa apart from ile picha yako ya 200 kg frame hata mbicha tha thighs ya dem hujawai weka . jinga

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Niaje quadrijoint magibleys.

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niko swafi kuria . yemen kunanyesha ?