hello my name is john doe and am drunk on a bloody Wednesday morning and I don’t give a fuck, I will type hekaya when am sober…fucking white demons brought their evil ways to afrika
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kuna jamaa hapa kwa local amekunywa bila kulipa…amejifanya bigwig lakini ametwangwa hiyo kichwa…hehe …napenda sana…nashuku in @Wakanyama
John-doe = karl marx
You and me both.
I remember threatening to shoot some bastards who wanted to mug me yesterday.
They ran…mind you am not a corp.
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No mate am not Karl Marx…he is a sad sob
nimepata leave Jana so I have I drink and be free
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hehe there was a time I was drunk…i met some muggers on my way home…told them am immortal…fuckers had a fake gun…could not shoot me…clobbered one of them really bad
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kumanga hawa ma bitches Siku hizi no rahisi brathee hadi hakuna raha tena, nimepata bar maid nishakamua kwa loo doggy style
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Weka hii thread hekaya section…
hehe at times after siku mingi na kazi mob you find yourself at the local releasing steam mapema watu wanakuangalia thinking you are a lost case heneway
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You are allowed to carry your bow and arrows hadharani mchana?
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Cop…fixed.
On second thought you might be a corporation in and of yourself. 
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Reminds me before we got our first kid, nikiwa leave ama off, I would drop madam in town then narudi mtaani. By 830 am, baada ya kuoga na kunywa breakfast, nachukuwa gazeti za hio siku na kureport kwa local na kuanza kumeza mdogo mdogo. Sasa ng’ombe zingine zinapita zinafikiria “bwana ya nani Siku hizi ametupa mbao. Anakunywa kuanzia asubuhi mpaka usiku was manane.” Unknown to them, ni kujibamba tuu!
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Ulijuaje zinafikiria hivyo? ama ni nafsi yako ilikuwa inajishuku?
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Drunk idiot…ujinga ni gharama
saitan!!!
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Mushene lazima itakufikia tuu. Mti wenye matunda ndio hutupiwa mawe(Bifwoli Wakoli, 2007)
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SIJUI NIANZE LEO ?
nishakamua hiii nyoka mbisha pale
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Pombe sio supu, some years ago I was making good chums, but most of that was invested in drinking, I don’t regret that stage, since I was young and it was a learning experience. Siku hizi pombe mingi ni 2-3 bottles of beer while watching football once a week.
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