Alcohol

Wakenya na pombe…kwani lazima mkunywe.
Sasa meeting venue imejaa milevi hatuwezi endelea juu ya makelele…

If you cunt beat them join them.

Whoever chose that meeting venue for you guys, ndiye nmafaa kuuliza alikua na intentions gani

Anyways pia mimi Niko mahali nikingoja my 4x4 land cruiser ioshwe ndio kesho niende kariua kutembelea auntie,
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Unavaa rubbers za mtumba ka jinga

Inaoshwa na kabla ufike home itakuwa chafu tena,ama hauishi mbali na hapo?

Why did you choose to meet in a bar! Blame yourselves.

Why do you like bitching so much? Might you be a fagget for real.

Kimakia in that bar hakuna quiet meeting rooms? then it must be what we used to call ‘shady places’ back in the day. You knew you can’t converse there so don’t blame other revellers.

Ghai okay. So unakunywa pombe as the car is washed? then you jump behind the wheel? okay then… alright. Ni sawa tuu.

Wewe lazima utombwe mkundu? Let people be

Haha Finest Wine you really care. That’s nice.

Tho hio ni can moja tu. Past 2 beers is when things start kicking in

We had booked one of the quiet rooms…but they came too close for comfort

You can’t take away my fagget title from.Stop playing with my psychology

Pombe inakunywiwa kwa bar pekee oneii uyu

I do care a lot about drink driving. I have posted about it here several times. I lost 2 Kenyan friends when I was a newbie here. The girls perished, the dude survived but is serving a lengthy sentence. FF I read about a guy high on drugs who mounted a track on top of a pavement mowing down a grandma and granddaughter on their way from school.
For me that was it! You wet your lips with the devil’s sauce, haki sipandi hiyo gari. Not me.

Hiyo kelele imeganya mtii ni lazima Social distancing.

Weeh those are grave accounts. Pole for your loss
What about you, do you drink?

Yes I do but not currently. I am off booze because of parental duties and just generally being off the wagon. I don’t mind folk drinking, I mind the mode of transport to and fro the drinking den.

You know the loss of my Kenyan ngeos shook me to the core???. We raised money to ‘present’ to the court on the day our dude driver was to be charged. Haki karibu we got jailed, we thought we were in our corrupt Kenya…
What is even worse is that the judge said that each week he meets many Kenyans for drink driving offences in court…hata nimeenda nikikumbuka hiyo siku.:mad:

Nice. So you understand that past a certain threshold (unique to each one of us) your coginitive abilities suffer. Hio ni poa.

Wah, pole sana. Wacha ata tuwache hii topic. Usijali, Riva will be okay

Hizo Rubbers huwa comfy sana,