Alcoblow

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Ni tusker ngapi maximum mtu anaweza chapa ndio akuwe safe kwa device ya alcoblow?

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depends with your digestive track and liver capacity

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1.5

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Tatu kama umekula. They are lenient if they do a test.

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on 25th tulichapa mzinga ya smirnoff watu 3. You can imagine the shock hapo nyali bridge after kupatana na alcoblow. Turned out my score was 0.34!!! Karibu nianze shoki hapo mbele ya watu wa NTSA. 0.35 ndo limit.

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Mulikunywa Smirnoff fake boss

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Fixed.

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:confused::confused::confused::confused: Hizi era za pombe ya kariobangi, hyo ni possible…bt then again, I think I’m big bodied. 6ft 2, 111 kgs, plus nyama na biriani tulikuwa tumekula proper. Na chaser ya kutosha.

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hii kijiji midget ni guka na mtoi wake kijana mjinga. :D:D

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Kenyans never learn. @Meria Mata upost hapa updates of road accident deaths due to ulevi nabado kuna ngombe inauliza such qtns. Ujeru and most European countries ukipatwa mlevi while driving utapewa suspension ya 1 full year w\o driving and most a time unaforciwa kuenda therapy ya walevi. Ukipatikana Mara ya pili then kiss yr DL goodbye for life. No wonder accidents here are unheard of.

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@jerrydubiz hii ni ile baboon ulikutana nayo kwa yule jirani yako poko

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Ebu tupe hiyo hekaya…I’m curious:confused:

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I have quoted you kwa hekaya yenyewe:D:D:D

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@Cantilever http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/i-met-a-ktalker-today.14599/

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:D:D:D:D:D…Interestingly, my woman is Luo. With an assssss!! (I’m Meru btw)…But I don’t do toyotas. and I don’t own a tablet. plus I’m already married to my Luo. Hii mambo ya kuvisit campus mamas naah

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:D:D:D…I thought we had solved the puzzle

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two bottles plus half a liter of water always gets me over the line

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@Ice_Cube kam try the alcoblow “device” on me

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:smiley: :D:D you will do the blowing and I will nail the results somewhere on (in?) your body

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