The Canterbury mofaka. He’s like the Pope of the Anglicans.
Now, he decides to take a DNA test recently, AND DISCOVERS THAT THE MAN HE HAD ALWAYS CALLED FATHER WAS ACTUALLY NOT HIS BIOLOGICAL DAD.
More tests reveal that his actual dad was a man called Sir Anthony Montague Browne, the private secretary of Winston Churchill, and not Gavin Welby, the whisky salesman the Bishop always called father. Welby, after whom the bishop is named, died in 1977 knowing (wrongly) that he had left a biological heir.
Apparently, the Bishop’s mother was much like Nairobi gals - a drunk freeloader who dished it out to everybody in sight with a wad and a dick. She got knocked up, lied to Welby that he was responsible, and they got hitched.
Only for DNA to come along many, many years later and for the truth to out.
Let me ask you guka. 20 yrs later ukisha fanya hio DNA upate umelisha, umevisha, umesomesha na umefuga offspring ya @wong then what? Will you disown? Ask Wakanyamba to pay you for the damages caused ama utaenda kortini? Ama utafukuza bibi ndio ukufe haraka?
Some things are better left as they are; especially kama zimeenda for more than even 3yrs. If you had no clue then, don’t find them now saa ile arthritis na senility sinakusumbua
Was kamualing a single mother before reuniting with her husband only later to bump into her and she is pregnant… only for her to tell me she don’t who is responsible between me and the husband…
Does she know who infected her with the big disease?
At your age, think of who will visit you in the hospice, whether biological brat or not. And resist calling your kids brats. A certain guy used to refer to his daughter and wife as “malaya makwa” whenever drunk. And you guessed it right, the daughter got inseminated at class 6.
In the same spirit you should dig up the bones of that man you called father and go for the test.
If it turns out he was not your real dad then take a rope and go hang your sorry ass.
UOTE=“Njambaz, post: 420300, member: 1041”]Was kamualing a single mother before reuniting with her husband only later to bump into her and she is pregnant… only for her to tell me she don’t who is responsible between me and the husband…[/QUOTE
@FieldMarshal, it’s really simple. It means you’re a daddy! Anybody can be a father (you just need a d*ck n some seed) a daddy is way beyond that. And please, let sleeping dogs lie, you may discover that your “father” was one of the Indian coolies who built the Original Kenyan railway.
