Aki Easter Kwisha! Nimechomwa na Mkamba Singo Matha! How Now?

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So last night I seaked to the singo matha’s pad - which I pay for any way - for a quick consultation on Easter festivities.

Somewhere along the evening, after I told her that I will be on a business trip to Ukambani for the whole Easter, she ‘accidentally’ poured hot water on my foot.

Being a man’s man, I took it my stride, nikapaka Colgate and left. No manenos.

Leo naamka the foot is all sore and blistered.

Botografe ndiyo hii.

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Please note I am a very handsome yelo-yelo - God’s gift to Luo women.

Sasa nikutuliza nyumbani, hakuna sex safari, na vile absence ya Memsahib ilikuwa opportunity.

#FerkSingoMathas.

#FerkMeria.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai, details za hiyo boto simeisha juu imekuwa kubwa sana. Ile tumbili iko duty saidia by ‘resizing’ the boto…

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So there’s justice in this world after all! ^SMUG^

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Iyo big toe inakaa mallet… You are a fat short fossil

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uyu mzae ana rant kama mwanamke

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Your toes are ugly.

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and you believed it? clearly your toe didn’t!
look… its even trying to use sign language “dont trust these hoes!”.

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A bit of manicure or pedicure or whatever would do that ugly toe nail some justice. The mkamba must be very shady if she can’t sort you out in such areas.
ION, I thought it was a damned Sti that she sambazad.

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If you happen to be ES this will also trend…#CouchP

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@Guka bt Ile waiter ulikamua

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haha you seem very obese how do you have sex with that lady

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@FieldMarshal CouchP mguu yako ndio hii ama weka picha ina evidence threshold.
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bunions zitakumaliza

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Excuses everywhere… What’s the connection between ferking and your burnt foot… Kwani wa tiana na mguu siku hizi?

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ur nail looks like it was stepped on by cows while u wa growing up

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you would know…:smiley:

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Watanzania kujeni hapa albino detected.

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Hapa hakuna cha pole. Karma is a real bitch. You chest thumped planning how you gonna dry fry dirty titties of Ukambani. Haya sasa tuliza boli ashasema huchezi mbali unga robo…

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:D:D:D

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You have four toes like King Julian from Penguins of Madagascar…