Airport

Leo nimekuwa Airport nikizurura zurura kiasi afande mworia mjinga akapita.
Boyz amevalia timber na jeans rugged akasimamishwa but yeye ni nani alitusi huyo waria na akaanza kukimbia.

Lakini mbona anaambia karao yeye huwa hajipanguzi na vidole na maji

Afande alicork gun na akamwambia awache kukimbia lakini boyz alitoka mbio kama usain bolt.

Kuangalia the guy was running on my right hand side
Mimi kusikia gun ikicork nimekimbia mbio sana imagine ningepata stray bullet.

The only mistake nimefanya ni umalaya but mimi si mwizi

But anyway nimepata ka mkamba mrembo mfupi mweupe amejaa tatoos na mfupi the only problem he was very drunk

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uko na picha ya mkamba?

kuna dame hapo short ako na tatoos na googlesā€¦tamu ka sunguch

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Sina msela

Imagine how your obituary would be. " Marehemu alaifariki akitafuta wasichana kule githurai".

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Atleast iam not gay like you.

Chenye najua ata rapists hudhauliwa jela juu heri ununue kuma.

Sex is legal paying for sex is illegal

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Fery ghey

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Guys please take care.

There used to be an MP called Tony Ndilinge. On the day he died, police trailed his movements and he had picked and kucfed a lanye in Kayole, then another one in Umoja or town if I am not wrong, then finally went and picked another one in Githurai, where he was shot by just random thieves. He had made himself too vulnerable.

Imagine an MP picking ratchets like a common chokora. His story was very sad, even the police lacked the motivation to investigate to its final end.

Please chungeni Sana, you donā€™t want to die in some circumstances.

Additionally, mnajua Mutula Kilonzo was a very senior lawyer and a very brilliant man who had alot under his belt (pun). But every time someone mentions his name we remember his last day when he ā€˜chockedā€™ with Viagra and other shameful stuff.

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I agree
Iā€™ve been pretty reckless
naenda Githu at 11pm nikiwa na simuā€¦I stand out
Huko sitawahi inngia past 9pm wallahi

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Wacha ujinga. Ndilinge wasnā€™t deleted by umalaya.

He drowned in a river in the presence of unidentifiable women

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Wewe unaongelea dame but hujaona OP anaongela mseeā€¦ Si amesema ā€œHe was very drunkā€¦ā€

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Umeingia kanisa ya @gaines? Too early

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Hii ya kuwa mp na kuenda vichochoroni ni ujingaā€¦with the amount i assume hata 5k sio shidaā€¦aingie online atafute hata bnb, aingie badoo au tinder a create a profile,not using his clear view photo, achukue wadada.

Shida yao ni hawatumii akili some time, unavaa tu simple na hizi ndevu bandiks, unaita dem unamtwangaā€¦life goes of bila yeye kujua we ni mhesh

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I am wondering how come the posters after the ghey OP couldnā€™t see that!! Amefungua kabati mapema sana huyu!!

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Is purity still there?

Hio ilikuwa tu siku yake

Mwangi Kiunjuri and Jakoyo Midiwo also used to hunt for lanyes in K street

Huko unaingia 7 unatoka 8,direct to business

on a good day i am done in 15 minutes

Ladba hata ā€œafande mworia kucock gunā€ iko na hidden meaning.

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