AirBnb In The Bushes > Rentals In Nairobi

@Maize_Combuster kuja hapa wewe mbwa. I told you there’s a luxury market in Nanyuki, Samburu, and far flung towns in the bushes that can pay upwards of $100 a night for a private setting.

Evidence ndio hii kwa karatasi. Wachana na mambo ya apartment za upuzi za 2k a night. Jenga cottage safi Naivasha ama Turkana and see if you won’t get your money back in 2 years.

You don’t even need full occupancy. Two weekends imetosha. People escape Nairobi every weekend. Where do you think they stay? In a 2k apartment next to stage ya matatu? Mbwa!

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I am unable to engage you further. Kenya imejaa vumbi is all I can tell you in addition to Kumamako wewe.

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Mbwa hii nakushow evidence na bado unaleta ujuaji. Umekuwa mjinga kama your mboyfred @Gaines who runs away from discussions like the faggot he is.

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Evidence umetoa kwa mkundu wako. All business ideas sound and appear brilliant on paper until you engage. Since huna akili, Wacha nikujuze kidogo:-

  1. Luxury and leisure spending is at an all time low juu to UDA economic policies,
  2. The middle class who would patronise such is fast shrinking with many entering hooves eaters territory,
  3. Tourism is headed for the doldrums,
  4. Building materials are shooting up daily.
    Sijui kufikia hapo umeelewa nini?

Kipii ya Kagumo nobody has time to respond to your low IQ essays and delusions of grandeur.

All I can see are 5 acre +farms demanding such prices, not kilimani style apartments. We are not in 2010 when land in Nanyuki cost 500k for a quarter -acre. Nani atakuuzia 5 acres close to the in-demand parts of Nanyuki and Samburu these days ,and at an affordable price??? Normal apartments there have cheaper rents than Mombasa

Tembea Nanyuki. Some of these properties are on quarter acres. An acre in Nanyuki is 1M. People who don’t know the market wanauziwa at 2.5M.

Nanyuki is still cheap. In the next 5 years though, things will change. I am not talking about apartments. I mentioned cottage type villas. Who said to go build an apartment there?

Alafu, the cost of constructing these types of property is basically similar to the cost of an apartment in Westlands. You can even build multiple cottages to increase occupancy and lower the prices.

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Funny thing hii mwaka ikaanza nilitamani kuenda Nanyuki.

Kusearch kwa airbnb most of these properties niliona.

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Fukuswii Rumuruti sio Nanyuki

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Bnbs will totally replace traditional lodgings.

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I prefer BnB than zile lodgings wewe hupeleka wamama ziko na slippers different colors

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Nyef nyef nyef…Rumuruti 300k utapata shamba. Nanyuki prices najua vizuri sana. Labda wewe ni broker and this is your livelihood in which case enda ukajitombe. Mbwa.

These guys here think I’m hallucinating. Nimewawekea hadi evidence from AirBnb wenyewe na bado wanakataa.

1 million??? You don’t know what you are talking about …you must be buying on Rumuruti…a 1/4 in most places in Nanyuki town is around 5 million. 1 million can get you land in places like Sweet Water or near Ol Pejeta.

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YOU DON’T WANT LAND IN TOWN IF YOU WANT TO PURSUE THE BUSINESS I AM TALKING ABOUT.

Unataka land deep in the bushes. That’s the point. Wewe umekuja kuhijack conversation tumetoka from a different post. Yes, land in Nanyuki town is 5M. You are right. However, that’s not what we’re talking about here. We’re talking about a niche operation. Wewe toka hapa by the way. You bring horrible vibes everytime.

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Alex Kairu having an AirBnb doesn’t mean that it will be occupied….

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Agreed. If you have the option of a 4 bedroom villa with a pool, wifi, and everything nice na some hotel lodging somewhere, you’re better off with the secure villa.

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Ok.

Alex Kairu formerly of UC Berkeley You are a fcking turd who thinks they know all ….have you ever visited Nanyuki ama hi umeffi ya kusoma vitu kwa internet? I am talking from experience…my folks and I own acreage and we have been in Nanyuki since immemorial before small boys like you thought it was. novelty to invest in Nanyuki…. You think with your Microsoft money you are a billionaire …if you are man enough go do your shit and stop asking people what to do

All the time talking big including on Reddit telling people what you want … all talk and no bite… a toothless bulldog. BTW Maiyan is a shit place…come to Mukima ridge and see exclusivity where you can get more than $ 100 per night guaranteed… it will cost you $ 80-90 K per acre but the views are exclusive .

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Ok.