Air Ticket

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Talkers,mmeshindaje?..natumai siku ya leo,mambo yamewaendea msuuri!..

NOTE TO MY UNCLE:
A’ngo uwes,I hope unajua fika kuwa katika hii dunia,vote unayoyakopesha kila uchao,ndivyo utakavyolipwa sawiyan pindi itakapowadia Siku ya Siku.

HII INA MAANA YA KUWA:

UNAVYOKOPESHA,NDIVYO HIVYO HIVO UTAKAVYOLIPWA!

Its often said here in this forum KARMA IS A BITCH!..

A’ngo,ni Juzi tu,uliuwa nyoka pale man cave,mpaka ikalala!!
Hence,bibi ya wenyewe hakulala kwake!..Mr.Mureithi to date,anayo machungu ya kutombewa bibi na angali anahangaika kupata ufahamu wa matukio na masaibu gani yaliyomfika mkewe,Mrs.Mureithi Siku hiyo…

Kisa na mkasa:ikusde ingali imevimbiana!!.. mfano wa keki iliyotiwa hamira hadi ikaumuka!!
Inambidi yeye mzee,awajibike vilivyo!..Imebidi Ikusde kukandwa na Maji moto yaliyotiwa chumvi!!!

Kwa kweli A’ngo,Kidonda ndio umeshakitoneshaaaa!!..INAUMAAAA!!!

Mr.Mureithi,angali anajiuliza hivi: ni:nini hicho kilichomtomba madam?..ni Punda au?..Kwa hiyo elewa kwamba one day ,nawe utakuja lizwa tu!!

Ndio itakayokuwa Siku ambayo,Nyoka ya Mama Clichy:Itaauliwa!!!..Itanyoroshwa!!!..Itachapwaaa!!!..Itawekelewa!..mpaka ilale!!!..
Ndio Siku ambayo,Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi!!!..

Kwa hiyo A’ngo Uwes,nakunasihi hivi:
Achana na wake wa WENYEWE!!!..kutombewa bibi,sio mchezo!!!..Inauma sanaaaaaa!!!

Back to the issue at hand:

Talkers,ikiwa pana yeyote ukumbini hapa,na WEWE ni Travel Agent,naomba quotations za :

*RETURN AIR TICKET:

NAIROBI-ANKARA,(TURKEY)…

AIRLINES:KQ-EMIRATES-QATAR…

Possible date of travel ni 5th ,Aug.2016…

Additional advice kuhusu upatikanaji wa student VISA,ETC,will be highly appreciated…Ahsanteni!!!..

Laleni unonooo!!!..Akipenda MOLA,kesho pia ni siku!..InshaALLAH!

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In Shaa ALLAH

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@Mtanzania Magufuli hebu njoo kidogo utafsiri kwa lugha mwepesi alichokisema huyu dogo

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Bangi ni mbaya

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hehehehehh sawa baba @ziga nimesikia hio tabia mbaya nimewachaaa kapisaaaaa but coomer ya mrs Mureithi ni tamu sana warmth from the minora to the majora

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Mwache huyo msengee!!!..Mavi ndio mwanzo yanakorogwaaa!!!..hapo alipo sasa hivi,ndio kaanza kuchomekwa moshakwe kwenye doko!!!..Kwa raha zake !!!

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Mdau, kuna huyu @introvert na @xuma watakutafsiria tamthilia ya Kiswahili . Usitie shaka

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Hehehe.
Magufudhi, ngoja nikojoe…
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Itakuwa vyema pindi utakapo azimia kumiliki hawaa zako!!!..kama si sasa,ni sasa hivi!!!..Illa unaruhusiwa kuendelea kumkamua kunguru yeyote yule,na kwa sharti kuwa: kunguru ndio awe kajigonga kwako!!!..nenda kauwe nyoka!!!babaaa!! popote pale,tena pasina kujali kuwa,huo ukamuaji utatekelezewa pale Taj Mall,Basement,au ndani ya X6 yako!..itakuwa sawaaa kabisaaaa!..tena ndio uwakomesheee!!..wapige dharabati za nguvuuu pasina huruma yeyote ile…maana hao kunguru,kufugika ni majangaa!..hawafugiki!!!..!tena hawasikii mbooo yeyote ile…iwe fupi,au ndefu,pana au nyembamba kwao itakuwa mithili ya ufito tu!!!..hata ya Punda haisadifu chochote !!!..A’ngo, na ikiwezekana,pale unapowakamua,hata guu la kushoto ,tumbukiza!!

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Niko na kiuliso. Moshakwe ni kiswahili sanifu kweli?

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La, hasha…lugha sanifu,ni gunzi.

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[ATTACH=full]49905[/ATTACH] @Mtanzania Magufuli aka mapadlocks aka magufool aka mdanganyika aka MAGUFUDHI?
Hehehehe

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Kichwa changu chaniuma haswa after reading this .man its so torturous .only thing I saw is stop sleeping with people’s wives .it really hurts when someone does that to your wife

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123 nitakutoa mbio mdau na ngumi la kikunda

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Sasa, ni nini inaongelelewa hapa?

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return date ni when?

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After 3 months but depends on various prevailing factors.mambo yakienda Sawa,atabakia huko inshaALLAH… Ni mwanafunzi though…

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Mfanyie hidden city ticketing ndio bei iwe low.

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it might end up hurting the pax, its really not worth it.

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Hapa umenimalaysia @ okiya…tobola siri bro.