After Kuchips Funga, this is how I treat a woman

[MluhyaMsapere]

Mko na jokes aisee

[AMB_Sunday]

@vapiano

Najua most of u cannot relate. Kazi ni after kumpea manyundo unamharakisha atoke ati u need to go somewhere.

Hivi ndio inafaa…

1. Be the 1st to wake up. Don’t wake her up and if she does tell her babe lala

2. Breakfast in bed. Pika mayai ya nyanya. Mpakulie na bread imepakwa butter plus tea. Mlete kwa bed.Spoon feed her . Romance muhimu

3. Bring her a clean towel aende bafu

4. After kuoga many will think unataka kumfukuza…No, tell her abaki for lunch.

5. Watch movies… Netflix n chill.

6.Lunch… Leave her alone kwa nyumba and go buy take away food. Leaving her alone in the house shows her u trust her bt for security reasons alert the watchie asikubali mtu atoke.

7. After lunch more movies and chit Chatting.

8. Jioni ikifika zindikisha mtu stage. Give her busfare… Kiss her on the cheeks ndio watu waone yeye si chips Funga bt wife material.

9. Usiku ya manane send her a text wishing her goodnight and complimenting her bedroom skills.

10. Wife her.

Goodnight

hiyo ni shit unaduia wife si chipo

[system]

@alphagroup

Niaje Mwarî. Nîngejîra indo iu rî. I’ll treat ya like A gentleman… after threshold tings. Hata ukitaka I’ll wipe ya ass when you shit. Anything wrong with brothels btw? They have been there for as long as humanity has existed.

:mad:

[madova]

@MaryJane

Unapigia mbuzi guitar. Have you read content here? If they are not asking directions to brothels they are setting standards for women.
Asking them to treat or address women as fellow human beings is akin to rocket science.

Wewe wachanga kuweka wanume wote hapa kwa hii kijiji kwa gunia moja bana.
Wengine kama mimi sijawai cross na nyapete za streets bana.
Nyama tamu ni ile mwanaume amehunt mwenyewe hii mambo ya short cut apana tambua.

[Nottybwoy]

@madova

Wewe wachanga kuweka wanume wote hapa kwa hii kijiji kwa gunia moja bana.
Wengine kama mimi sijawai cross na nyapete za streets bana.
Nyama tamu ni ile mwanaume amehunt mwenyewe hii mambo ya short cut apana tambua.

Na zile mungu leta huwa zinatokea bila kuwa hunted, Utadish ama utawachana nayo?

[system]

@madova apologies. True there are some very fine men here. I should know.

[system]

@madova

Wewe wachanga kuweka wanume wote hapa kwa hii kijiji kwa gunia moja bana.
Wengine kama mimi sijawai cross na nyapete za streets bana.
Nyama tamu ni ile mwanaume amehunt mwenyewe hii mambo ya short cut apana tambua.

Elder omba nyap pore pore

[pamba]

@alphagroup

Elder omba nyap pore pore

Kanajifanya white knight na ukifwata hekaya zake ni Fisi kamili.

[system]

@pamba

Kanajifanya white knight na ukifwata hekaya zake ni Fisi kamili.

Hehe nacheka tu…jamaa anjua shimo zote za lanye pare kwa M7.

[madova]

@Nottybwoy

Na zile mungu leta huwa zinatokea bila kuwa hunted, Utadish ama utawachana nayo?

Bruh,dame wakujitokeza anakuwanga amekupangia ilihali waume waona kama wameangukia kumbe umeangukiwa.
Sili mnofu kwa sababu nimerushiwa,kama simba lazima niwinde mnofu wangu baada ya kuchagua.

@MaryJane

@madova apologies. True there are some very fine men here. I should know.

This is well noted Miss.

@alphagroup

Elder omba nyap pore pore

Kaka,Siombi chochote,wangu yupo wakunistiri kwa hivyo wacha kujaza mapengo.

[Nottybwoy]

@madova

Bruh,dame wakujitokeza anakuwanga amekupangia ilihali waume waona kama wameangukia kumbe umeangukiwa.
Sili mnofu kwa sababu nimerushiwa,kama simba lazima niwinde mnofu wangu baada ya kuchagua.

Safi sana Kaka…

[lovemashbae]

this is damn Crazy

[1776]

@Dicarlo mambo smarta msee

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[1776]

@madova

Wewe wachanga kuweka wanume wote hapa kwa hii kijiji kwa gunia moja bana.
Wengine kama mimi sijawai cross na nyapete za streets bana.
Nyama tamu ni ile mwanaume amehunt mwenyewe hii mambo ya short cut apana tambua.

that makes 2 of us. i will never ever pay for sex. it is one rule i have managed to keep through out my 30 or so years of living.

[Kenjatta]

Ndio maana unaiwa Vapiano.

[uwesmake]

@vapiano = @Jirani

@Electronics4u fanya mambo

[kaki86]

Choke her during sex asubuhi ataamka akiteta yake yote,

[tombayeye]

@vapiano

Najua most of u cannot relate. Kazi ni after kumpea manyundo unamharakisha atoke ati u need to go somewhere.

Hivi ndio inafaa…

1. Be the 1st to wake up. Don’t wake her up and if she does tell her babe lala

2. Breakfast in bed. Pika mayai ya nyanya. Mpakulie na bread imepakwa butter plus tea. Mlete kwa bed.Spoon feed her . Romance muhimu

3. Bring her a clean towel aende bafu

4. After kuoga many will think unataka kumfukuza…No, tell her abaki for lunch.

5. Watch movies… Netflix n chill.

6.Lunch… Leave her alone kwa nyumba and go buy take away food. Leaving her alone in the house shows her u trust her bt for security reasons alert the watchie asikubali mtu atoke.

7. After lunch more movies and chit Chatting.

8. Jioni ikifika zindikisha mtu stage. Give her busfare… Kiss her on the cheeks ndio watu waone yeye si chips Funga bt wife material.

9. Usiku ya manane send her a text wishing her goodnight and complimenting her bedroom skills.

10. Wife her.

Goodnight

Boss,ushakula kunguru,umeshinda,campaing ya nini baadae?

[Despotic_megalomania]

I don’t get the women who get mad at this shit here… It takes two to tango Ndio ukuwe one night stand you have to be a one night stand material…