After Kuchips Funga, this is how I treat a woman

Najua most of u cannot relate. Kazi ni after kumpea manyundo unamharakisha atoke ati u need to go somewhere.

Hivi ndio inafaa…

  1. Be the 1st to wake up. Don’t wake her up and if she does tell her babe lala

  2. Breakfast in bed. Pika mayai ya nyanya. Mpakulie na bread imepakwa butter plus tea. Mlete kwa bed.Spoon feed her . Romance muhimu

  3. Bring her a clean towel aende bafu

  4. After kuoga many will think unataka kumfukuza…No, tell her abaki for lunch.

  5. Watch movies… Netflix n chill.

6.Lunch… Leave her alone kwa nyumba and go buy take away food. Leaving her alone in the house shows her u trust her bt for security reasons alert the watchie asikubali mtu atoke.

  1. After lunch more movies and chit Chatting.

  2. Jioni ikifika zindikisha mtu stage. Give her busfare… Kiss her on the cheeks ndio watu waone yeye si chips Funga bt wife material.

  3. Usiku ya manane send her a text wishing her goodnight and complimenting her bedroom skills.

  4. Wife her.

Goodnight

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You might as well domesticate that hoe…

Kunguru hafugiki ~ @gashwin

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Wewe personally huwezi fukuza mwoman,labda uwe uki chips funga a midget like yiu

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@uwesmake @pamba @MANKI @Baby Panay hii jinga imetumia ngapi kwa finga???

You must be an idle student in campus.

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  1. Leta hekaya ktalk vile kunguru alikutenda

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Can’t relate… Nyandua kwa lodging, wacha 50 bob ya matatu kwa meza na uende zako…

Unapigia mbuzi guitar. Have you read content here? If they are not asking directions to brothels they are setting standards for women.
Asking them to treat or address women as fellow human beings is akin to rocket science.

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That will take a lot out of me, I can do it once but if she wants that special treatment often then I’ll break.

Unasumbua. Women to respect themselves first

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Niaje Mwarî. Nîngejîra indo iu rî. I’ll treat ya like A gentleman… after threshold tings. Hata ukitaka I’ll wipe ya ass when you shit. Anything wrong with brothels btw? They have been there for as long as humanity has existed.

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:D:D:D PANGIII!!!

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siwezi fanya hiyo kazi yote juu ya mtu nimeokota sijui wapi

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Number six is pure madness. Trust no one.

Stop there kiasi. Kunguru hafugiki ni @pamba circa 2015

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He he he…
Tenda wema nenda zako!

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The forum I joined did not have all these sexual innuendos a few months ago…waaa…something is wrong.

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Uwesmakei tusafishe mecho imejaa cobwebs

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Hii ni @Jirani meff in my eyes.

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