- The little opportunity given to a monkey
to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join
the dinning table. - Girls are like mangoes, while you are
waiting for them to be ripe, others are
eating them with salt. - Whoever presents his own head to break
coconut would not be able to partake in the
eating of it. - A man who hangs around a beautiful girl
without saying a word ends up fetching
water for guests at her wedding. - A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues. - If something that was going to chop off
your head only knocked off your cap, you
should be grateful. - When a girl has beauty without Brains,
the Private parts suffer the most. - Having a Female as a Best friend is like
having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it
some day. - The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as
the wolf climbing the hill. - Never let negative and toxic people rent
space in your head. Raise the rent & kick
them out. - Life goes on, Even if you don’t want it
to. - Drinking garri doesn’t mean you’re poor
but allowing it to swell before drinking is
poverty. - The buttocks are like a married couple
though there is constant friction between
them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite?
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christ!
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No 8
jana ulikamuliwa kukamuliwa,dry spell was real
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No5 cant be. Africans never had ATMs
ATM tena!!!
Nothing more African than this.
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This one is the best of them all;
Muthichirwo kahua-ini ndagaga mbuni itina.
It means the sea never boils coffee
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Fafanua tafasali
No. 10
Hehehe
:D:D:D:D
Well put, mostly in this village
no7
“A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues”. Hio ni mental case:D