african proverbs.....

  1. The little opportunity given to a monkey
    to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join
    the dinning table.
  2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are
    waiting for them to be ripe, others are
    eating them with salt.
  3. Whoever presents his own head to break
    coconut would not be able to partake in the
    eating of it.
  4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl
    without saying a word ends up fetching
    water for guests at her wedding.
  5. A man who counts his money after
    withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
  6. If something that was going to chop off
    your head only knocked off your cap, you
    should be grateful.
  7. When a girl has beauty without Brains,
    the Private parts suffer the most.
  8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like
    having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it
    some day.
  9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as
    the wolf climbing the hill.
  10. Never let negative and toxic people rent
    space in your head. Raise the rent & kick
    them out.
  11. Life goes on, Even if you don’t want it
    to.
  12. Drinking garri doesn’t mean you’re poor
    but allowing it to swell before drinking is
    poverty.
  13. The buttocks are like a married couple
    though there is constant friction between
    them, they will still love and live together.
    Which number is your favorite?
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christ!

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No 8

jana ulikamuliwa kukamuliwa,dry spell was real

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No5 cant be. Africans never had ATMs

ATM tena!!!

Nothing more African than this.

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This one is the best of them all;
Muthichirwo kahua-ini ndagaga mbuni itina.
It means the sea never boils coffee

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???
Fafanua tafasali

No. 10

Hehehe

:D:D:D:D

Well put, mostly in this village

no7

“A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues”. Hio ni mental case:D