Advice

Jana one of my many side chicks called me at around 10.30 usiku na tulikuwa ndio tumejiekelea kulala na wife.ubaya sikujua kama nilikuwa nimeeka simu volume yote.nikashika nkiwa tu bed…ati sasa bbe…wooooiiiiii.nilidisconnect haraka hadi nikaitoa battery.
sasa shida niliulizwa huyo ni nani.sema kupatikana…nilitoka nikalala kwa kiti nikijifanya nimekasirika yangu yote.morning ata chai sijapikiwa.sijui nianze wapi wasee jioni nikirudi mtaa

advice please.no jokes

Lol! Siku za mwizi…

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Who wears the trousers in that house?

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Nunua paka uende nayo home jioni, ukipatiwa food yoyote patia paka kwanza then observe first before eating…Hata kama ni chai ama juice…

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People should know their places. It’s your obligation to let them know that.

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hehehehe, tuliza tu hiyo moto itaisha, then si ungemshow huyo ni madhe wako ama untie wako juu bado wao hukuita BABY

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Hahahahahaha boss this line is lame. Hata mtoi haezi ingia box.

enda usiku kama uko gauge

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huyu @culture mwizi wa ngotha huwa ameoa yaaani

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Umenusa panty. Nusa panty kwanza akili irudi chonjo

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wewe ulifanya ufala.
Unachange lines pap na kugeuzia dame na story za job wife hatamesea.update hivi eti clinet wa kesho amechange meeting hivi kisha unajam na kusema hawa madame wa job wanakuwanga na ujinga sana kisha unadooze.
Vile ulihepa you just confirmed the truth.
Enda home kama kawa bila kuongea na mtu kwani ni kwake ama ni kwake?
Apana tambua.

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wooooiiiiii.nilidisconnect haraka hadi nikaitoa battery.:D:D:D:D:D

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Side chicks need guys with balls of steel if you are married… If not,ashana nao

:D:D:D:D siku za mwizi

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have a buddy who went to the courts halafu kiphone kikaring from then henceforth every time he goes to court he removes the batt he doesn’t take chances juu vile alidandiwa siku ya kwanza

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@uwesmake kuja haraka. MBOMB ametoa joke that isn’t stale

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Should have blacklisted the mwk ama ukiingi hao disable the Sim or on flight mode.That was preventive for curative GO HANGING:D:D:D:D

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transformer ya mtu itakuakua vandalized leo

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How now? Mbona usimake up kitu i.e huyu fala anadhani washinton dc ni kenya…me siwezi import vitu za ukora blah blah na iishie hapo uone wife akisema bby dnt get ur handa dirt… Upewe ukamue hadi kwa mkia…sijawahi kuwa busted never ever…i am mr.make it happen

hujaskia ni one of many sidechicks?

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