Advice to @mzee mzima and others aspiring/applying for a job.

[byro]

Ever closed your mind why CVS have a marital status clause? well, this is the MAIN line employers look at when determining your so called expected salary, other than responsibilities and your fisi capabilities.You see, no one is ready to have his wife DF by a random employee and to make matters worse, coached from k-talk likes of @Mzee mzima, @Nostradumbass etc.
they are like, why should they pay more to a bachelor when all he will do is rave and get AIDS? I once missed out on 3 jobs just because i didn’t have “beards and illegible family to support”- they further stated.
recommendation:

1. just write down married . explain if need be you have impregnated some random girls.
   2.create a thread on k-talk of how you have gone through hard times here. copy the link to that status.
2. remove the status and attach pictures as evidence.

moral of the story: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night-Luanda magere

[kermit]

Lakini kazi yako ni yako. hata uandike wewe ni Al kebab sympathiser who ferks camels in the hobbies section.
hobbies.

[Jirani]

mbona umengoa listing yangu ya anne waiguru nudes leaked…karii kii chimp

[Alchemist]

Wanaudhi sana hawa mamod.

[pamba]

@Jirani

mbona umengoa listing yangu ya anne waiguru nudes leaked…karii kii chimp

Weka tena jay wakingoa tuandamana leo.

[village_robot]

I once sent off a CV to a company in which it indicated I was married after taking advice from a HR expert. And promptly forgot about it. Months later they call and invite me for an interview and ask that I send an updated CV. Which I did. Only that this time,the CV said I was single.
Interview day comes and I arrive on time and go through the interview just fine. Till one interviewer asked why there were conflicting details about my marital status.
I had to think very first. Told them how I had gotten a job with a security company,which was true but my ‘wife’ could not stand being married to an askari rungu - THIS WAS THE LIE. Got out of the interview room just thinking how I had messed up. But I got the job.
Later on,after many months on the job,we had become friends with one guy who was in the panel,I learnt that the fact that I had taken an askari rungu job (for family) with my qualifications scored me big marks with the panel. The thing is,I was never an askari rungu - ANOTHER LIE.
Point is,indicating that one is married scores one points in any interview. It shows one as responsible,because one has something they are working for.

[Alchemist]

@village robot

I once sent off a CV to a company in which it indicated I was married after taking advice from a HR expert. And promptly forgot about it. Months later they call and invite me for an interview and ask that I send an updated CV. Which I did. Only that this time,the CV said I was single.
Interview day comes and I arrive on time and go through the interview just fine. Till one interviewer asked why there were to confilicting details about my marital status.
I had to think very first. Told them how I had gotten a job with a security company,which was true but my ‘wife’ could not stand being married to an askari rungu - THIS WAS THE LIE. Got out of the interview room just thinking how I had messed up. But I got the job.
Later on,after many months on
the job,we had become friends with one guy who was in the panel. I learnt that the fact that I had taken an askari rungu job (for family) with my qualifications scored me big marks with the panel. The thing is,I was never an askari rungu.
Point is,indicating that one is married scores one points in any interview. It shows one as responsible,because one has something they are working.

It is the new discrimination ground.

[Electronics4u]

@village robot

Told them how I had gotten a job with a security company,which was true but my ‘wife’ could not stand being married to an askari rungu - THIS WAS THE LIE.

I was in that Interviewing panel:mad::mad:. Kumbe ulitundanganya? hebu nipate saa hii kwa ofisi ya MD

[Ice_Cube]

I now see, let me update my CV that imaginary wife and honey moon get ready to be used

[kawambui]

@Jirani

mbona umengoa listing yangu ya anne waiguru nudes leaked…karii kii chimp

eka kenyalist.org tuone kama atang’oa

@byro

Ever closed your mind why CVS have a marital status clause? well, this is the MAIN line employers look at when determining your so called expected salary, other than responsibilities and your fisi capabilities.You see, no one is ready to have his wife DF by a random employee and to make matters worse, coached from k-talk likes of @Mzee mzima, @Nostradumbass etc.
they are like, why should they pay more to a bachelor when all he will do is rave and get AIDS? I once missed out on 3 jobs just because i didn’t have “beards and illegible family to support”- they further stated.
recommendation:

1. just write down married . explain if need be you have impregnated some random girls.
   2.create a thread on k-talk of how you have gone through hard times here. copy the link to that status.
2. remove the status and attach pictures as evidence.

moral of the story: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night-Luanda magere

there is a major flaw with this reasoning,if you get caught that you were lying from the first meeting with the employers.
there is enough grounds to fire you.
oddily enough,it works miracles

[village_robot]

@Carbon

eka kenyalist.org tuone kama atang’oa

there is a major flaw with this reasoning,if you get caught that you were lying from the first meeting with the employers.
there is enough grounds to fire you.
oddily enough,it works miracles

It does work although for the life in me I have never understand why they think being married equals responsibility. There are single guys out there who are not married coz they are busy working to raise and educate siblings. Time na finances za bibi hakuna…unfortunately,thats how the chips fall

[kawambui]

@village robot

It does work although for the life in me I have never understand why they think being married equals responsibility. There are single guys out there who are not married coz they are busy working to raise and educate siblings. Time na finances za bibi hakuna…unfortunately,thats how the chips fall

in real african sense being married=responsible.
imagine a guy with a wife and two kids and supporting siblings

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@byro

i didn’t have “beards and [SIZE=5]illegible family [/SIZE]to support”-

Sijui kwanini nacheka.

[Mzee_mzima]

:D:D

Asanti ango @byro

[Web_Dev]

@Jirani

mbona umengoa listing yangu ya anne waiguru nudes leaked…karii kii chimp

weka telegram

[Mzee_mzima]

@Web Dev

weka telegram

Niaje Konokono

[system]

sasa mtu kama mimi fresh from campo niandike nimeoa mkono ama?

[system]

@Jirani aki jay dont go to an interview with your toy fire truck

[vladamier]

its not so much about responsibility, they just want to know if they have you by the balls.

[village_robot]

@Nefertities

@Jirani aki jay dont go to an interview with your toy fire truck

IT WAS TOY FIRE TRACK!!! Nkt…