Advice to Ladies from a Kenyan man

Sex & Relationships
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On Nigerian men, I usually advise Ladies to practice first by dating Luo men. After graduating, then try them. They talk big, live large, are loud, drink expensive Whisky, drive best cars, are extremely romantic, they can make you feel bigger than Queen Elizabeth …
But, uki fika home, Hakuna kitu, Hakuna Shamba, Hakuna Nyumba… Then heartbreak kwa wingi, you will find out that you have 5 Co wives…
So, Ladies before playing the Big League of Oga Brothers, Fanya Tizi Hapa Nyanzabwe… Uta zoea maheartbreak mapema before you go International.

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Their women are almost the same.loud,boisterous & if you find those highly educated ones with names like Jael,aduma…utaona maneno.Very stylish with a weird demeanor when drunk…But game yao iko juu kiasi kwa bedminton.Had one who was an accountant in one of those tier 2 insurance companies. She used to come to my with different sexy lingerie packed in her big handbag…lol

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I would never age stupidly like this if i was a woman