advice from the dryfry artist

Sex & Relationships
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After kuona future artists are doing it here is some advice men both married and single.

Feminists , doctors with entitlement issues, singo madhas don’t read

ADVICE TO BE APPLIED IN CASE

  1. WISE GUY AKATAE KUSIMAMA AFTER THE THIRD SHEATHED SHOT UKIWA N.A. DEM umekatia mupya ( SI MALAYA)

2 CONDOM IPASUKE UKIWA UNATOMBA MALAYA AND YOU HAVE TO CUM FAST ( pumping chapchap) B4 MDUDU IJUE .

3 . DEM NI SURA MBAYA N.A. WISEGUY AKATAE KUSMAMA AND YOU HAVE TO CUM COZ OF THE BLUE BALLS

usiende kutomba bibi/fiance after kutomba Malaya ama dem mwingine yeyote jipatie moratorium ya 2 days kama mimi after huenda najimwagilia pombe nakuja usiku saa nne kama najifanya nimelewa nimejam nikifungua gate German sherphad inaanza kelele wanajua nimefika , then nafungua shepart teke ya rasa mahali najua haitaumia , ina yelp in pain na ku growl defensively , hapo wananchi kwa nyumba wanajua mwenye nchi ameingia na ame caught feelings wankunja mkia . Naingia na fujo na kupewa food nakula yote nikicomplain imejaa chumvi then naenda kulala hapo deputy prezzo anani avoid .

Advice

ukishatomba dem after every shot osha mboro na maji baridi na uoshe na dettol liquid . kwa gari niko na dettol mzinga nasemanga ni ya usafi madam akiuliza.

Chances za kupata mdudu ukifuata hio advice ni 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Signed ktalk guinea pig experienced

Dryfry artist\chaiman .

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Clichy in a few years. The artist’s bloodline lives

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Nikitomba malair Ni ngumu saana kukamua wife for kindu three days as I think through my actions. Nikiona giza yeyote in under those days,naanzana Na ma dre. Utaletea pipi ukimwi nyumba yenu ifungwe mlango mumekufa nyoote.

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Unadhani huyo bibi yako ni fala hawezi jua, ukitomba malaya yeye anatombwa na wasee wa boda boda na mawatchie wa mtaa :D:D:D

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Takataka

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Hamna waaaaas

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Kwani nyinyi wote hamtumiangi KONDOMU ?? aiiiiiiiii !!! do you mean those rubbers are that overrated ??

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They are very overated for the Whiteman to sell condoms mbona walidiscover ndege but dawa ya mneck fifty years later hawaja discover

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Thank you sir.

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Haina waaas bora nisijue. Mimi nikigundua ni simple hakuna violence ni kumwambia a move out na aniachie watoi . Akikatalia watoi aende nao ntazaa wengine .

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But bacterial STIs are a different ball game .

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Cheza chini omwami it’s the GISU in us

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Ulikuwa The Netherlands juzi, uliwauliza kwa nini?

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o_O:D:D:D:Dgood thing wewe si peer counsellor… lakini kumbuka apart from AIDS kuna other incurable diseases zenye condom cant stop

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Niaje pope , nilisema ma padre musisome prisss

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Padre tuombee hii thread. Itapatia servers AIDS

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I agree but nime advice situations ina apply. Siajasema artisans wakule maliar dwyfwy .

I came to discover kupata syphilis is easier than mneck but this is all doctors best kept secret kwanza hio percentage nimeweka hapo juu hawapendi kuambia wananchi

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FACT :

Madem( both old and young ) wanapenda dryfry and pretend they don’t know condom ikipasuka ama ukiingia dry from the beginning.