Adjacent to a tadpole

Sisi watu wa kutumia matatu tuna sida sana.

Sasa asubui nimeingia matatu ya tao and sat next to a beautiful girl, almost as beautiful as our househelp. The mat was tuned to classic105, and then whenever a song would play, the lady next to me would sing along. Problem is that her voice was like a frog. I got irritated, lakini maskini wa mungu ningefanya nini?

Reminded me of this song by Ben Gethi, Mabataro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPwO83eQVg

especially that part that says

[INDENT]Ngari njega nyonaga igitwaro,
nginya nii ngaigua ndeririria
onanie nonyende uhe yakwa
ngitwarithia ngaugaga urogocwo
[/INDENT]

She was trying to break her voice, sorry, break the iceā€¦

aiyayayayay siungemshow u have a very nyororo sauti, ni kama kinanda bana, its u she was singing for, missed ur chance to CAANAAN land of milk n Honey, bure kapsaa

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You coulda slapped the living daylights outta her fucking head!

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huyu hawesmek.

Maybe that was your only chance to happinessā€¦but you got irritated.

And here you areā€¦complaining

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Canaan unaionea kwa mlima kama Moses but huwesfika. Bure kapsaa.

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Saa hii ungekua unaleta hekaya ya jinsi ulivyo fikisha threshold. Ama hii baridi ilifanya ukashindwa ku.break ice ??

You mean I wasted a chance? Silly me.

kapsaa, wewe ni samba Circus, wala nyama imepikwa