Apparently it was involved in an accident immediately after setting off for Canaan. The only thing most survivors remember is seeing a shiny red bus whizz past them before they even started the journey. Some who claim to have caught a glimpse of the red bus’ staff claim the driver had “macho nyanyaish” eyes, had a “strange looking cigarette” sticking out of his mouth, and was also holding something that looked like a mug of keg with his right hand. He was only using his left hand to hold the steering wheel. His conductor, who was sporting a prown chaget and Kenya cap, was performing dangerous stunts at the bus door while intimidating other road users, all the while repeatedly asking them “mtadu? mtadu?”.
Most survivors however insisted the red bus had nothing whatsoever to do with their misfortune. They instead laid the blame squarely on their driver, whom they described as “super old” and suffering from chronic fatigue syndrome. The driver kept dozing off behind the wheel, leading to many near misses before the accident happened. He also kept mumbling incoherently. The conductor on the other hand was simply clueless. It is claimed he spent the entire journey dancing and singing along to Ken Wa Maria songs. Here are the before and after photos of Canaan Express:
Canaan Express on 7/8/2017, brand new and ready for the journey ahead!!
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Canaan Express today, 9/8/2017. Oops…
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Doctors have advised the injured, numbering exactly 6,599,772 by the time of going to press, to go home and lick their wounds. We wish them quick recovery.
Reporting from Darfur, I am Kyuktothecore.
I forgot to add a disclaimer:
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this thread are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Also, no animals were harmed in the course of writing this thread :D:D:D
